Issue #4444
Cybersalt News
Oh look, Chicken Thursday!
If you like the number 4 then today is day for you - behold, Cybersalt Digest #4444!
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
Puppy Love
For months he had been her devoted admirer. Now, at long last, he had collected up sufficient courage to ask her the most momentous of all questions:
"There are quite a lot of advantages to being a bachelor," he began, "but there comes a time when one longs for the companionship of another being -- a being who will regard one as perfect, as an idol; whom one can treat as one's absolute own; who will be kind and faithful when times are hard; who will share one's joys and sorrows."
To his delight, he saw a sympathetic gleam in her eyes. Then she nodded in agreement.
Finally, she responded, "I think its a great idea! Can I help you choose which puppy to buy?"
Today's One Liner
One-liner #1372
Self-Annihilating Sentences
If he were alive today, he'd turn over in his grave!
Today's Clean Pun
Current Shuffle
Is collating still a thing?
Sort of.
Today's Quote
Quote #1814
"I consider the success of my day based on the seeds I sow, not the harvest I reap."
- Robert Louis Stevenson
Today's Illustration
Communications Skills
Do you remember back in the day, when you'd go to a store and try to explain to a sales clerk which movie you were looking for?
A sign behind the counter at a video rental store:
"We are sorry to report that we are all out of 'That Movie with That Guy Who Was in That Other Movie.'
There was some confusion when ordering from our distributor. - Thank You"
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.