September 2018 - Monthly Archive

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4393 - September 30, 2018

30 Sep

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

29

4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4393 - September 30, 2018

Issue #4393 Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone! I've been so busy hanging wallpaper with my read more..

30 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1223

2 min read

Cybersalt News - September 30, 2018

Sunday greetings everyone! I've been so busy hanging wallpaper with my one arm that I totally forgot that this past Friday, September 28th, was the 20th Anniversary of Cybersalt! Some day I hope to ... read more..

29 Sep

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

2254

4 min read

If This Is Autumn, What Was Summer?

I must confess that in the Parsonage there are times of confusion. It has nothing to do with age; it has everything to do with the human brain that is undernourished. The Gracious Mistress of the Par... read more..

29 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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Honesty

Serving as a Marine recruiter in western North Carolina, I found a young man who met all the requirements and was ready to enlist. I explained the importance of being truthful in the application, and ... read more..

29 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Rifle Tech Support

It was decided at Microsoft, during a brilliant brainstorming session, that military service would improve the skills and discipline of their finest technician. So off to boot camp he went. At the ri... read more..

28 Sep

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1841

<1min

Digital Praise

Big shout out to my fingers! I can always count on them.... read more..

27 Sep

Quotes

Susan Davis

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Quote #1763

"Arguing about God's existence, I hold, is like arguing about air. You may affirm that air exists, and I that it does not. But as we debate the point, we are both breathing air all the time." - Cor read more..

27 Sep

One-liners

Susan Davis

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One-liner #1322

Every Tom, Dick, and Harry is called John.... read more..

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4392 - September 27, 2018

27 Sep

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

28

3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4392 - September 27, 2018

Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Thanks to subscriber M. Robertson who shared a chicken picture with me this week. I've added it to the Funny Pictures area of the Cybersalt site at:www.cybe read more..

27 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1155

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Cybersalt News - September 27, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Thanks to subscriber M. Robertson who shared a chicken picture with me this week. I've added it to the Funny Pictures area of the Cybersalt site at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-... read more..

26 Sep

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Chicken Valley

We might not get to eat this one! ... read more..

26 Sep

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1971

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Font Off

Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your type here!"... read more..

26 Sep

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Broken Lawnmower

When the power mower broke and wouldn't run, I kept hinting to my husband that he ought to get it fixed, but somehow the 'message' never sank in. Finally, I thought of a clever way to make my point. ... read more..

26 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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Foolishness

The two teenagers were arrested for disorderly conduct. The police sergeant told them they were entitled to a phone call. Sometime later a man entered the station and asked for them by name. The serg... read more..

26 Sep

Clean Jokes

4330

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Car Ads

If the car ad claims these items, it really means: - rough condition = too bad to lie about - parts car = beyond repair - immaculate = recently washed - engine quiet = if you use 90-weight oi... read more..

24 Sep

Quotes

Susan Davis

2227

<1min

Quote #1762

"Every generation of Christians has to learn that whining is an affront against God's sovereignty and goodness." - D. A. Carson read more..

24 Sep

One-liners

Susan Davis

1742

<1min

One-liner #1321

I didn't hear that!... read more..

Financial Tip Of The Week: Pay Attention

23 Sep

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1894

4 min read

Financial Tip Of The Week: Pay Attention

Enjoying a casual evening at home, reclining in my favorite easy chair reading, while the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage was chatting on the telephone. I seldom pay attention to phone conversation... read more..

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4391 - September 23, 2018

23 Sep

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

29

3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4391 - September 23, 2018

Cybersalt News Sunday greetings! I can neither confirm nor deny that I play Pokemon Go, but if I did I imagine that I might have more gifts to send than I have friends to send them too in that game. read more..

23 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1088

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Cybersalt News - September 23, 2018

Sunday greetings! I can neither confirm nor deny that I play Pokemon Go, but if I did I imagine that I might have more gifts to send than I have friends to send them too in that game. Also, and this ... read more..

22 Sep

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1806

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Starch Mobile

My sister didn't believe that I could build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta.... read more..

22 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1856

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Foolish Rage

On the Upper West Side lived a man who was a very militant atheist but he sent his son to Trinity School because, despite its Christian roots, it was a great school. After a month, the boy comes home ... read more..

22 Sep

Clean Jokes

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Women Drivers

(Don't judge a joke by its title.) Driving to town this morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Mustang doing 65 miles per hour with her face up next read more..

20 Sep

Quotes

Susan Davis

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Quote #1761

"Parenting was much easier when I was raising my non-existent kids hypothetically." - Unknown read more..

20 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1854

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Curiosity Bang

There was once a small boy who banged a drum all day and loved every moment of it. He would not be quiet, no matter what anyone else said or did. Various attempts were made to do something about the c... read more..

20 Sep

Clean Jokes

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F1 - Help

My friend was on duty in the main computer lab on a quiet afternoon when he noticed a young woman sitting in front of one of the workstations with her arms crossed across her chest, staring at the scr... read more..

20 Sep

One-liners

Susan Davis

1727

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One-liner #1320

She ran the gamut of emotions - from A to B.... read more..

20 Sep

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

5119

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Ugliest Man in the World

One day, Hercules, Snow White and the Quazzimodo (Hunchback of Notre Dame) were standing around talking. Hercules spoke up and said, "I bet I am the strongest man in the world." Snow White then ... read more..