If the car ad claims these items, it really means:
- rough condition = too bad to lie about
- parts car = beyond repair
- immaculate = recently washed
- engine quiet = if you use 90-weight oil
- needs minor overhaul = needs an engine
- needs major overhaul = phone the junkyard
- burns no oil = it all leaks out
- rebuilt engine = cleaned the spark plugs
- drive it away = I live on a hill
- drive it anywhere = within 10 miles
- desirable classic = no one wants it
- rare classic = no one wanted it even when it was new
- stored 20 years = in a farmer's field
- ran when stored = won't start