Monthly Archive

June 2018

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 61 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Lactose Healing
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1945
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Lactose Healing

To test my faith, I sometimes look right at the 1% milk and ask, "Wilt thou be made whole??"... read more..
Quote #1737
Quotes
Susan Davis
2874
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Quote #1737

"A materialistic world will not be won to Christ by a materialistic church." - David Platt read more..
One-liner #1296
One-liners
Susan Davis
1933
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One-liner #1296

The future isn't what it used to be.... read more..
“What Do You Mean It’s Time to Go Home?”
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2274
4 min read

“What Do You Mean It’s Time to Go Home?”

We had just started our vacation, or so I thought, when the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage said, “Hurry up; it’s time to go home.” I have been married to my wife for almost 46 years and during th... read more..
God's Mercy
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3394
<1min

God's Mercy

A speeding motorist was caught by radar from a police helicopter in the sky. An officer pulled him over and began to issue a traffic ticket. "How did you know I was speeding?" the frustrated driver a... read more..
Presidential Language
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3911
<1min

Presidential Language

Harry Truman, when he was U.S President, once addressed the Washington Garden Club and kept referring to 'good manure' that must be used on flowers. Some society ladies complained (later) to the Firs... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4365 - June 28, 2018
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
91
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4365 - June 28, 2018

  Issue #4365                           Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor read more..
Cybersalt News - June 28, 2018
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1242
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Cybersalt News - June 28, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim... read more..
One-liner #1295
One-liners
Susan Davis
1943
<1min

One-liner #1295

I wish I was as fat as I was the first time I thought I was fat.... read more..
Quote #1736
Quotes
Susan Davis
2328
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Quote #1736

"The further a society drifts from the truth, the more it will hate those that speak it." - George Orwell read more..
Expenses
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2934
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Expenses

The teenager lost a contact lens while playing basketball in his driveway. After a fruitless search, he told his mother the lens was nowhere to be found. Undaunted, she went outside and in a few minu... read more..
Hemoglobin Mystery
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
2603
<1min
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4364 - June 24, 2018
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
87
5 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4364 - June 24, 2018

Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone! Last week I shared a picture of a very young me with my very young dad (though at the time I did not know he was young too) and invited you to guess the mak read more..
Cybersalt News - June 24, 2018
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1409
<1min

Cybersalt News - June 24, 2018

Sunday greetings everyone! Last week I shared a picture of a very young me with my very young dad (though at the time I did not know he was young too) and invited you to guess the make and model of t... read more..
You Can Call Me Ray
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
2403
<1min

You Can Call Me Ray

My friend David lost his ID. Now we just call him Dave.... read more..
The Parsonage Kitchen Shutdown Threat
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2075
4 min read

The Parsonage Kitchen Shutdown Threat

A certain situation has been building in the Parsonage for the last several months. At first, I did not think it too serious but alas, we have reached a terrible impasse. It started a few months ago ... read more..
White Lies
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2959
3 min read

White Lies

Have you ever told a white lie? You are going to love this, especially if you are one of the ladies who bake for church events... Alice Grayson was to bake a cake for the Baptist Church Ladies' Group... read more..
One Question Interview
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4331
<1min

One Question Interview

A handyman, who was working for a Synagogue, had asked for a raise and was turned down. He decided to quit and went out to look for work. First, he went to a Catholic church and was told that in orde... read more..
Quote #1735
Quotes
Susan Davis
2883
<1min

Quote #1735

"To love to preach is one thing, to love those to whom we preach quite another." - D. Martyn Lloyd-Jones read more..
One-liner #1294
One-liners
Susan Davis
2076
<1min

One-liner #1294

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4363 - June 21, 2018
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
87
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4363 - June 21, 2018

  Issue #4363                           Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Happy first day of summer or winter - depend read more..
Cybersalt News - June 21, 2018
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1318
<1min

Cybersalt News - June 21, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Happy first day of summer or winter - depending on which side of the earth's waistband you live ;-). Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim... read more..
Quote #1734
Quotes
Susan Davis
2030
<1min

Quote #1734

"Some things are better left unsaid. Which I generally realize right after I have said them." Unknown read more..
Pony Swap
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
2167
<1min

Pony Swap

100 years ago, everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today, everyone has a car and only the rich have horses. Oh how the stables have turned. read more..
Third in Line
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4826
<1min

Third in Line

A young man dies and goes to Heaven, where he finds he is third in line at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter is taking a much-needed break, so an angel is admitting the newly arrived to Heaven. The angel t... read more..
Appearances #2
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2031
<1min

Appearances #2

Each Friday night I drove my wife to the station for the train to Weimar, CA, so she could visit her sister who was ill. Ten minutes later, my sister arrived by train from Sacramento to manage our hou... read more..
Hog Mark-up
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4497
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Hog Mark-up

My wife and I were dining out at a nice restaurant. I overheard the couple at the next table discussing their bill. "Well Mary," said the man, "Near as I can figure, based on the price of the ham di... read more..
One-liner #1293
One-liners
Susan Davis
2165
<1min

One-liner #1293

If Facebook has taught us anything, it's that a lot of you are not quite ready for a Spelling Bee.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4362 - June 17, 2018
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
102
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4362 - June 17, 2018

Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone! Happy Father's Day to those of you for whom this is a day to celebrate, and comfort, grace and peace to those for whom it is not. I want to wish my Dad, Lar read more..
Cybersalt News - June 17, 2018
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1309
<1min

Cybersalt News - June 17, 2018

Sunday greetings everyone! Happy Father's Day to those of you for whom this is a day to celebrate, and comfort, grace and peace to those for whom it is not. I want to wish my Dad, Larry, a happy fat... read more..
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