July 2016 - Monthly Archive

31 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3931

Hearing Aid

While talking with my semi-deaf uncle one evening, I noticed that his "hearing aid" was actually an earphone from a transistor radio. The wire had been cut and was sticking out of his shirt. "How doe... read more..

31 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

928

Cybersalt News - July 31, 2016

Sunday greetings everyone! There is a new Rev. James Snyder devotional on the Cybersalt Site today. James would like some practical help from all the politicians who want to fight for him in Washingt... read more..

30 Jul

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

5112

Stupid Cake

Take a moment and ask yourself,"Is there someone I should give this cake too?" ... read more..

30 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1892

Pensive Parade

Pensive Parade: Running with bulls is a really stupid idea ... when you stop and think about it.... read more..

Pleeeease Don’t Say You’ll Go Fight For Me, Mr. Candidate

30 Jul

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

2070

Pleeeease Don’t Say You’ll Go Fight For Me, Mr. Candidate

Lately, I have been listening to political campaign speeches, which has helped me catch up on some sleep I have missed in the last two years. Don’t get me wrong on this issue. It is not that I am bore... read more..

30 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1392

One-liner #1087

No one is listening until you make a mistake.... read more..

30 Jul

Clean Jokes

3885

Karmel Recipe

The Sunday school teacher was carefully explaining the story of Elijah the Prophet and the false prophets of Baal. She explained how Elijah built the altar, put wood upon it, cut the steer in pieces ... read more..

30 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1866

Sons-in-Law and Daughters-In-Law

Congratulating a friend after her son and daughter got married within a month of each other, a woman asked, "What kind of boy did your daughter marry?" "Oh, he's wonderful," gushed the mother. "He le... read more..

30 Jul

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1881

Quote #1535

"Faith and repentance are not static, the decision of a moment; they are the lifelong realities of a new heart." - Sinclair B. Ferguson read more..

30 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

911

Cybersalt News - July 30, 2016

OOOPS! For much of yesterday the image was broken on the new "Wedding Photobomb" page. A big "thank you" to Cybersaltine Walter McLauren for bringing that to my attention! If you missed it yesterday,... read more..

29 Jul

Quotes

Pastor Tim

2326

Quote #1534

"Sometimes you have to tell the negative committee that meets inside your head to just sit down and shut up." - TobyMac #Speak Life read more..

29 Jul

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2867

Rounded Boulders

Millions of years ago, there was no such thing as the wheel; the only way to move things was by carrying or dragging. One day, some primitive guys were watching their wives drag a dead mastodon ... read more..

29 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1675

Perkatory

Perkatory: That awful time spent waiting for the first cup of coffee to be ready.... read more..

29 Jul

Clean Jokes

2989

Seconds First

A young woman wasn't feeling well and asked one her co-workers to recommend a physician. "I know a great one in the city, but he is very expensive. Five hundred dollars for the first v... read more..

29 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2261

Innocent Dangers

Green garden grass snakes can be dangerous. Yes, grass snakes, not rattlesnakes. A couple in Sweetwater, Texas had a lot of potted plants, and during a recent cold spell, the wife was bringing many o... read more..

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1434

One-liner #1086

Children will soon forget your presents; they will always remember your presence.... read more..

29 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

942

Cybersalt News - July 29, 2016

There is a new Funny Wedding Picture on the Cybersalt Site today. It may take a while to see the funny part about this picture, but once you do you won't be able to unsee it. You'll find "Wedding Phot... read more..

28 Jul

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

3983

Wedding Photo Bomb

There are photobombs and then there are PHOTOBOMBS! Someone could use the tip number 10 on how to edit wedding photos athttp://shootdotedit.com/2018/04/how-to-edit-wedding-photos/ ... read more..

28 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2172

Escargot Speed

I took the shell off my racing snail, thinking it would make him run faster; if anything, it made him more sluggish.... read more..

28 Jul

Quotes

Pastor Tim

2508

Quote #1533

"Those who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it." - Chinese Proverb read more..

28 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1499

One-liner #1085

If people could be paid to die for us, they'd get rich.... read more..

28 Jul

Clean Jokes

3814

Dressing The Kids

The mother of a large family was explaining why she dresses her children alike, right down to the youngest baby. "When we had just four children, I dressed them alike so we wouldn't lose any of them.... read more..

28 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2475

Trying to Manipulate God

A businessman who needed millions of dollars to clinch an important deal went to church to pray for the money. By chance, he knelt next to a man who was praying for $100 to pay an urgent debt. The bu... read more..

28 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

910

Cybersalt News - July 28, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is a new Funny Car Picture on the Cybersalt Site today and I think it will take many of you back to your childhood - especially if you liked plastic car models! You'l... read more..

27 Jul

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

5768

Big Model Kit

Here's a model kit you can really Revell in! ... read more..

27 Jul

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2904

Mumba Hunt

A guy was visiting his friend in the hospital who was "all torn up." "What happened?" he asked. "Well, we were hunting the Mumba snake. It has orange and black stripes. It likes to sun itself lying ... read more..

27 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1939

Clever Politics

How was the Roman Empire cut in half? With a pair of Caesars.... read more..

27 Jul

Quotes

Pastor Tim

2338

Quote #1532

"Often, the problem we have in loving others and in freeing ourselves from bitterness we may have towards them is really a problem of not knowing who God is and trusting Him to be who He says He is. read more..

27 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1524

One-liner #1084

"You enter into a certain amount of madness when you marry a person with pets." - Nora Ephron read more..

27 Jul

Clean Jokes

3167

Songs For People Over 40

*Top 10 Songs for People Over 40* 10. Let's Get a Physical 9. Ain't No Burrito Mild Enough 8. Johnny B. Olde 7. How Do You Mend a Broken Everything 6. The Lack O' Motion 5. Hair Potion Number Ni read more..