Monthly Archive

July 2016

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 132 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3944

Hearing Aid

While talking with my semi-deaf uncle one evening, I noticed that his "hearing aid" was actually an earphone from a transistor radio. The wire had been cut and was sticking out of his shirt. "How doe... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
937

Cybersalt News - July 31, 2016

Sunday greetings everyone! There is a new Rev. James Snyder devotional on the Cybersalt Site today. James would like some practical help from all the politicians who want to fight for him in Washingt... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
5125

Stupid Cake

Take a moment and ask yourself,"Is there someone I should give this cake too?" ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1903

Pensive Parade

Pensive Parade: Running with bulls is a really stupid idea ... when you stop and think about it.... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2086

Pleeeease Don’t Say You’ll Go Fight For Me, Mr. Candidate

Lately, I have been listening to political campaign speeches, which has helped me catch up on some sleep I have missed in the last two years. Don’t get me wrong on this issue. It is not that I am bore... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1407

One-liner #1087

No one is listening until you make a mistake.... read more..

Clean Jokes
3904

Karmel Recipe

The Sunday school teacher was carefully explaining the story of Elijah the Prophet and the false prophets of Baal. She explained how Elijah built the altar, put wood upon it, cut the steer in pieces ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1881

Sons-in-Law and Daughters-In-Law

Congratulating a friend after her son and daughter got married within a month of each other, a woman asked, "What kind of boy did your daughter marry?" "Oh, he's wonderful," gushed the mother. "He le... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1892

Quote #1535

"Faith and repentance are not static, the decision of a moment; they are the lifelong realities of a new heart." - Sinclair B. Ferguson   read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
920

Cybersalt News - July 30, 2016

OOOPS! For much of yesterday the image was broken on the new "Wedding Photobomb" page. A big "thank you" to Cybersaltine Walter McLauren for bringing that to my attention! If you missed it yesterday,... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
2338

Quote #1534

"Sometimes you have to tell the negative committee that meets inside your head to just sit down and shut up." - TobyMac #Speak Life read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2882

Rounded Boulders

Millions of years ago, there was no such thing as the wheel; the only way to move things was by carrying or dragging.  One day, some primitive guys were watching their wives drag a dead mastodon ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1691

Perkatory

Perkatory: That awful time spent waiting for the first cup of coffee to be ready.... read more..

Clean Jokes
3006

Seconds First

A young woman wasn't feeling well and asked one her co-workers to recommend a physician. "I know a great one in the city, but he is very expensive. Five hundred dollars for the first v... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2272

Innocent Dangers

Green garden grass snakes can be dangerous. Yes, grass snakes, not rattlesnakes. A couple in Sweetwater, Texas had a lot of potted plants, and during a recent cold spell, the wife was bringing many o... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1446

One-liner #1086

Children will soon forget your presents; they will always remember your presence.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
953

Cybersalt News - July 29, 2016

There is a new Funny Wedding Picture on the Cybersalt Site today. It may take a while to see the funny part about this picture, but once you do you won't be able to unsee it. You'll find "Wedding Phot... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
3998

Wedding Photo Bomb

There are photobombs and then there are PHOTOBOMBS! Someone could use the tip number 10 on how to edit wedding photos athttp://shootdotedit.com/2018/04/how-to-edit-wedding-photos/ ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2182

Escargot Speed

I took the shell off my racing snail, thinking it would make him run faster; if anything, it made him more sluggish.... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
2523

Quote #1533

"Those who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it." - Chinese Proverb read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1518

One-liner #1085

If people could be paid to die for us, they'd get rich.... read more..

Clean Jokes
3832

Dressing The Kids

The mother of a large family was explaining why she dresses her children alike, right down to the youngest baby. "When we had just four children, I dressed them alike so we wouldn't lose any of them.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2490

Trying to Manipulate God

A businessman who needed millions of dollars to clinch an important deal went to church to pray for the money. By chance, he knelt next to a man who was praying for $100 to pay an urgent debt. The bu... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
919

Cybersalt News - July 28, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is a new Funny Car Picture on the Cybersalt Site today and I think it will take many of you back to your childhood - especially if you liked plastic car models! You'l... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
5791

Big Model Kit

Here's a model kit you can really Revell in! ... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2915

Mumba Hunt

A guy was visiting his friend in the hospital who was "all torn up." "What happened?" he asked. "Well, we were hunting the Mumba snake. It has orange and black stripes. It likes to sun itself lying ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1949

Clever Politics

How was the Roman Empire cut in half? With a pair of Caesars.... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
2353

Quote #1532

"Often, the problem we have in loving others and in freeing ourselves from bitterness we may have towards them is really a problem of not knowing who God is and trusting Him to be who He says He is. read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1543

One-liner #1084

"You enter into a certain amount of madness when you marry a person with pets." - Nora Ephron read more..

Clean Jokes
3182

Songs For People Over 40

*Top 10 Songs for People Over 40* 10. Let's Get a Physical 9. Ain't No Burrito Mild Enough 8. Johnny B. Olde 7. How Do You Mend a Broken Everything 6. The Lack O' Motion 5. Hair Potion Number Ni read more..

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