Cybersalt News
Oh look, Chicken Thursday!
There is a new Funny Car Picture on the Cybersalt Site today and I think it will take many of you back to your childhood - especially if you liked plastic car models! You'll find "Big Model Kit" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-car-pictures/big-model-kit
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
Songs For People Over 40
*Top 10 Songs for People Over 40*
10. Let's Get a Physical
9. Ain't No Burrito Mild Enough
8. Johnny B. Olde
7. How Do You Mend a Broken Everything
6. The Lack O' Motion
5. Hair Potion Number Nine
4. Doctor My Eyes (And Ears and Joints and Back and...)
3. To All the Girls I've Disappointed Before
2. A Hard Day's Nap
And the Number One song for people over 40 ...
1. Knock Knock Knockin' on the Bathroom Door
Today's One-liner
One-liner #1084
"You enter into a certain amount of madness when you marry a person with pets."
- Nora Ephron
Today's Clean Pun
Clever Politics
How was the Roman Empire cut in half?
With a pair of Caesars.
Today's Quote
Quote #1532
"Often, the problem we have in loving others and in freeing ourselves from bitterness we may have towards them is really a problem of not knowing who God is and trusting Him to be who He says He is."
– David Guzik
Today's Illustration
Successful Marriage
A couple had been married for 45 years and had raised a brood of 11 children and were blessed with 22 grandchildren.
When asked the secret for staying together all that time, the wife replied, "Many years ago we made a promise to each other: the first one to pack up and leave has to take all the kids."
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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