Cybersalt News
There is a new Funny Wedding Picture on the Cybersalt Site today. It may take a while to see the funny part about this picture, but once you do you won't be able to unsee it. You'll find "Wedding Photo Bomb" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/wedding-photo-bomb
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
Dressing The Kids
The mother of a large family was explaining why she dresses her children alike, right down to the youngest baby.
"When we had just four children, I dressed them alike so we wouldn't lose any of them."
"Now," she added, looking around at her brood of nine, "I dress them alike so we won't pick up any that don't belong to us."
Today's One-liner
One-liner #1085
If people could be paid to die for us, they'd get rich.
Today's Clean Pun
Escargot Speed
I took the shell off my racing snail, thinking it would make him run faster; if anything, it made him more sluggish.
Today's Quote
Quote #1533
"Those who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it."
- Chinese Proverb
Today's Illustration
Trying to Manipulate God
A businessman who needed millions of dollars to clinch an important deal went to church to pray for the money. By chance, he knelt next to a man who was praying for $100 to pay an urgent debt.
The businessman took out his wallet and pressed $100 into the other man's hand. Overjoyed, the man got up and left the church.
The businessman then closed his eyes and prayed, "And now, Lord, that I have your undivided attention..."
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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