December 2011 - Monthly Archive

31 Dec

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

3496

Catastrophe Box

Have you ever been carrying something heavy that seemed to have a mind of its own? These people know how you felt. ... read more..

31 Dec

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1658

One-liner #0804

"Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year's resolutions, and I've stuck with it ever since."- Dave Beard read more..

31 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5012

For our first New Year's together as a married couple, my wife offered me a choice of pumpkin pie, cheesecake or orange-date cake. "Pumpkin pie," I requested. "We've been eating pumpkin pie since Th... read more..

31 Dec

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1886

The First Day of January

"Every man should be born again on the first day of January. Start with a fresh page. Take up one hole more in the buckle if necessary, or let down one, according to circumstances; but on read more..

31 Dec

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

3236

Here We Go Again; The Art of Redundancy

Forgive me if I have said this before, but, "Happy New Year." It may be the epitome of redundancy but I have given this greeting for 60 years and I mean it as sincerely this year as I have all the yea... read more..

31 Dec

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1622

Quote #1256

"We will open the book. Its pages are blank. We are going to put words on them ourselves. The book is called Opportunity and its first chapter is New Year's Day."- Edith Lovejoy Pier read more..

31 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1427

Cybersalt News - December 31, 2011

As we say goodbye to the year 2011, may 2012 be a year full of God's richest blessings in Jesus in your life. And, as the New Year's Dog makes its featured appearance on the Cybersalt site - "O hope ... read more..

30 Dec

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2451

Antique Tents

Once a year, the collectors of antique tents in Germany get together for a rally. Last year, the organizers decided to hold it in Meinz. Unfortunately, the local burghers took a dim view of... read more..

30 Dec

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1671

One-liner #0803

"Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve and middle age is when you're forced to."- Bill Vaughn read more..

30 Dec

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1686

Quote #1255

"Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man."- Benjamin Franklin read more..

30 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1530

Cybersalt News - December 30, 2011

Sorry for the lack of posts since Christmas Eve. I wasn't planning on taking a break from working on the Cybersalt site, but a whole bunch of factors combined to bump it off my radar the last nu... read more..

If You Can't Resolve 'Em, Perfect Last Year's Mistakes

30 Dec

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

5251

If You Can't Resolve 'Em, Perfect Last Year's Mistakes

An old year is fading and a new year is upon us again. Each year I go kicking and screaming into the New Year, and not because I am against change. My pants pocket is full of change. I simply cannot ... read more..

29 Dec

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

5437

Grinding the Crack

This is an absolutely amazing video of Jeb Corlis flying a wing suit. If you only have time to watch a bit of it, start at the 1:25 mark. ... read more..

29 Dec

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1685

One-liner #0802

"The best thing about telepathy is...I know, right?" read more..

29 Dec

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1495

Quote #1254

"May you live all the days of your life."- Jonathan Swift read more..

29 Dec

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3803

New Year's Resolutions

"800 X 600 would be too cramped. 1024 X 768 wouldn't be bad but would still be somewhat restrictive. 1920 X 1200. Those are dimensions I would love. Mom's asked us to choose resolutions for read more..

26 Dec

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1875

One-liner #0801

"I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one." read more..

25 Dec

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1592

Quote #1253

"Many of life’s failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up."- Thomas Edison read more..

25 Dec

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1743

One-liner #0800

"A lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided if Cowboy Architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone." read more..

25 Dec

Christmas

Pastor Tim

1406

Watching for Help

Be careful to watch out for God's help because it can come in a way very different than you expect. Listen Online:{audio}podcast/sm20111225.mp3{/audio}... read more..

24 Dec

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1541

Quote #1252

"The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing."- Marcus Aurelius read more..

24 Dec

Cybersalt Shaker

Pastor Tim

3509

Christmas in the Dump

On behalf of Susan and myself, I’d like wish you all a blessed and joyous Christmas! My Christmas meditations started quite unexpectedly this year on October 14th. It was a cool, rainy day and I w... read more..

24 Dec

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1808

One-liner #0799

"Chuck Norris is just a dumb actor because if he were some sort of superbeing he'd come to my house and smash my face into my keyboa4egwsdvc8 ohuiblj4g evda zcg 9ob, jlmevda zhoph" read more..

24 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1379

Cybersalt News - December 24, 2011

Did you hear the one about the guy who went to a fight and a hockey game broke out? Yeah, me too. Have you heard the one about the person who went shopping at Macy's and the Hallelujah Chorus bro... read more..

Random Act of Culture - Hallelujah Chorus

23 Dec

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

10288

Random Act of Culture - Hallelujah Chorus

Did you hear the one about the guy who went to a fight and a hockey game broke out? Yeah, me too. Have you heard the one about the person who went shopping at Macy's and the Hallelujah Chorus broke o... read more..

23 Dec

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1533

Quote #1251

"In three words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life: it goes on."- Robert Frost read more..

23 Dec

Christmas Jokes

Pastor Tim

6721

The Real Night Before Christmas

The REAL Night Before Christmas(By Parents) :}:} 'Twas the night before Christmaswhen all through the houseI searched for the toolsto hand to my spouse Instructions were studiedand we were inspired,... read more..

23 Dec

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1712

One-liner #0798

"The stockings were hung by the chimney . . . as a warning to the others." read more..

23 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1442

Cybersalt News - December 23 2011

You know how kids make a mess sometimes and blame it on someone else? Here's a kid that blames it on Someone Elf.www.cybersalt.org/funny-christmas-pictures/sugar-angel Enjoy the rest of today's... read more..

22 Dec

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1420

Quote #1250

"Saying something over and over and over doesn't make it true - unless you're saying, 'I'm boring.'" read more..