Issue #3825


Cybersalt News

As we say goodbye to the year 2011, may 2012 be a year full of God's richest blessings in Jesus in your life.

And, as the New Year's Dog makes its featured appearance on the Cybersalt site - "O hope the new year is not ruff on you!"
www.cybersalt.org/funny-dog-pictures/happy-new-year-dog 

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Here is today's CleanLaugh

Four Waiting Fathers

tripletsFour expectant fathers were in a Minnesota hospital waiting room while their wives were in labor.

The nurse comes in and tells the first man, "Congratulations, You're the father of twins."

"What a coincidence!" the man exclaims. "I work for the Minnesota Twins baseball team!"

The nurse returns a short while later and tells the second man, "You are the father of triplets."

"Wow, what a coincidence!" he replies. "I work for the 3M Corporation."

When the nurse comes again, she tells the third man that his wife has given birth to quadruplets.

"Another coincidence!" he tells her. "I work for the Four Seasons Hotel!"

At this point, the fourth guy faints. When he comes to, the others ask him what was wrong.

He moans, "I work for Seven-Eleven!"

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Here is today's One-liner

One-liner #0803

"Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve and middle age is when you're forced to."
- Bill Vaughn



Here is today's CleanPun

Antique Tents

Once a year, the collectors of antique tents in Germany get together for a rally.

Last year, the organizers decided to hold it in Meinz. Unfortunately, the local burghers took a dim view of so great an influx
of tourists ruining their turf with tent pegs. The citizens organized themselves so thoroughly that they even had an anthem:

"Let Old and Quaint Tents Be Forgot and Never Brought to Meinz!"


Here is today's CleanQuote

Quote #1255

"Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man."
- Benjamin Franklin


Here is today's Illustration

A Happy New Year

A happy New Year! Grant that I
May bring no tear to any eye
When this New Year in time shall end
Let it be said I've played the friend,
Have lived and loved and labored here,
And made of it a happy year.
- Edgar Guest

Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.


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