October 2006 - Monthly Archive

31 Oct

Shirley Choat

2122

Good Morning 11-01

"You have put off the old man with his deeds, and have put on the new man." - Col. 3:9,10 There is Gospel chorus I learned in Bible School that goes like this: "Things ar read more..

31 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4778

Unaware that Indianapolis is on Eastern Standard Time and Chicago on Central Standard Time, Bob inquired at the Indianapolis airport about a plane to Chicago. "The next flight leaves at 1:00 p... read more..

31 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2586

Dollar Measure

Our mom needed a new mattress for her antique bed, so my brother, Josh, and I decided to buy her one as a gift. The problem was we weren't sure what to get, because it was an odd size. Fortunately, my... read more..

31 Oct

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

1983

Jet Bicycle

What do you get when you combine a bicycle, a helmet, and two small jet engines? A really cool sounding jet bike! (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); ?> read more..

30 Oct

Shirley Choat

2120

Good Morning 10-31

"For we are laborers together with God." - 1 Cor. 3:9 Speaking to believers in John 15, the LORD Jesus reminds us that we are individual branches of the True Vine, and can only read more..

30 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2756

Memory Improvement

I knew that as I was getting older, and finally able to admit it, certain things were starting to "slip". In an effort to prevent this "slippage", I went enthusiastically to a three-hour seminar on me... read more..

30 Oct

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2564

Space Sounds

No wonder some of us have problems sleeping at night - what with all the noise that the solar system is making. If it's not Jupiter's Magnetosphere or the dust in Saturn's rings hit read more..

29 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4420

The Upper Hand

A young and foolish pilot wanted to sound cool and show who was boss on the aviation frequencies. It was his first time approaching a field during the night time. Instead of making any off read more..

29 Oct

Shirley Choat

2283

Good Morning 10-30

"Therefore, if any man be in Christ, he is a new creation; old things are passed away." - 2 Cor. 5;17 A great transformation takes place in the sinner's heart when he is read more..

When You Don't Know What To Do, You Can Always Pray

29 Oct

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

3520

When You Don't Know What To Do, You Can Always Pray

Recently, the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and Yours Truly were invited to go back to a church in Pennsylvania we started and celebrate the 25th anniversary of that church. It was hard for m read more..

29 Oct

Sermons

Pastor Tim

3578

Work According to Your Calling

Some people think that only pastors, missionaries, and evangelists have a calling from God. That's far from the truth! All followers of Jesus have a calling and they should work according ... read more..

28 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4443

NRA Thanksgiving

Thanksgiving Day was approaching, and a family had received a Thanksgiving card with a painting of a pilgrim family on its way to church. Grandma showed the card to her small grandchildren, obs read more..

28 Oct

Shirley Choat

2176

Good Morning 10-29

"This is the day the LORD hath made, let us rejoice and be glad in it." REFORMATION SUNDAY John 8:31-36, Psalm 46 On this Reformation Sunday it is quite natural to reflect upon the read more..

28 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2668

Morning Pills

This morning, before I had my first cup of coffee and chased the cob webs from my brain, there was a bit of a mess-up with the pills on the kitchen counter.I wish to announce to any of those intereste... read more..

27 Oct

Shirley Choat

2149

Good Morning 10-28

"When they came to the border of Mysia, they tried to enter Bithynia, but the Spirit of Jesus would not allow them to." - Acts 16:7 History provides numerous examples of people who fou read more..

27 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5826

Gated Community

Security and peace of mind were part of the reason we moved to a gated community. Both flew out the window the night I called a local pizza shop for a delivery."I'd like to order a large pepperoni piz... read more..

27 Oct

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2618

Segway Polo

Polo has always been a game for the rich, so I suppose it isn't surprising to see it being played on a segway. To be fair, I have heard that the price of a seqway has come down quite a bit read more..

26 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4849

Punctuation

A nearsighted minister glanced at the note that Mrs. Jones had sent to him by an usher. The note read: "Bill Jones having gone to sea, his wife desires the prayers of the congregati read more..

26 Oct

Shirley Choat

2358

Good Morning 10-27

"...have not the faith of our LORD Jesus Christ, the LORD of glory, with respect of persons." - James 2:1 God has told us to love others as He loves us, with-out partiality. But read more..

26 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5257

Lost Baggage

I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up.She smiled told me not to worry because she was a tra... read more..

26 Oct

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2327

Earth Viewer

How long have you been sitting there surfing the net? Don't bother looking outside the window to see if it's day or night. This will tell you page will tell you. (ad read more..

25 Oct

Shirley Choat

2234

Good Morning 10-26

"But the hour cometh, and now is, when the true worshipers shall worship the Father in spirit and in truth." - John 4:23 Worshiping God does not require a temple or a sanctuary.&nbs read more..

25 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3806

Facilities Memo

My colleagues and I recently received this email from the facilities department:"Due to construction, your office may be either cooler or warmer than usual on Tuesday.Please dress accordingly."... read more..

25 Oct

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

3614

Flashing Colors

This is a pretty cool display of changing colors and it will make your eyes feel a bit weird. However! *IF YOU SUFFER FROM ANY FORM OF EPILEPSY, PHOTO SENSITIVITY, OR A MEDICAL CONDITION THAT IS AFF... read more..

24 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5333

Mother's Intuition

I don't think I'll ever have a mother's intuition. My sister left me alone in a restaurant with my 10-month-old nephew. I said, "What do I do if he cries?" She said "Give him some vegetables." It ... read more..

24 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3010

Pole Power

I was getting ready for work when I looked out the window and saw the utility company starting to erect a pole in front of my house. They were going to position it directly in front of my picture wind... read more..

24 Oct

Shirley Choat

2303

Good Morning 10-25

"...the things which are seen are temporal, but the things which are not seen are eternal." - 2 Cor. 4:18 Material wealth and fame may be impressive and seen very important, but read more..

24 Oct

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2417

Panama Canal Time Lapse

"Excuse me sir, would you mind removing your hat?" Speaking of the Panama Canal, here's a pretty cool time lapse look at the passage of one cruise ship. read more..

24 Oct

Misc

Teresa hauber

1904

Sometimes we have "Octobers" !

Sometimes we have "October's" Well Family, Sometimes we have "October's" !! Unlike September with it's many joy's October was full of some sad days... read more..

23 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5018

Waking Up

This week a man awoke from a coma that had lasted for 62 years. His first question was, "Who's president?" read more..