Three people were trying to get into heaven.

Peter asked the first, "Who's there?"

"It's me, Albert Jones," the voice replied. St.  Peter let him in.

Then St. Peter asked the second one the second same question, "Who's there?"

"It's me, Charlie Jones." And St. Peter let him in.

Finally he turns to the third, asking the same question, "Who's there?"

"It is I, Verla Chapman," answered the third.

"Oh, great," muttered St. Peter.  "Another one of those English teachers."