Flight fifty was having a pretty rough time above the ocean. Suddenly a voice came over the intercom: "Ladies and gentlemen, please fasten your seat belts and assume the crash position. We have lost our engines and we are trying to put this baby as gentle as possible down on the water."

"Oh flight attendant! Are there any sharks in the ocean below?" asked a little old lady, terrified.

"Yes, I'm afraid there are some. But not to worry, we have a special gel in the bottle next to your chair designed especially for emergencies like this. Just rub the gel onto your arms and legs."

"And if I use it, the sharks won't eat me?" asked the little lady.

"Oh, probably not, but they won't enjoy it as much."