A Catholic woman, a Protestant woman and a Jewish woman die and go to heaven. The guardian angel meets them at the gate to heaven.

The Catholic woman says, "I've been a good wife and mother, I took good care of my family and I want to go to heaven."

The guardian angel tells her to go to the left.

The Protestant woman says, "I've been a good woman. I kept my house clean and cooked and took care of my family, and went to church every Sunday."

The guardian angel tells her to step to the left.

The Jewish woman tells St. Peter, "I've been a good woman, I made Shabbos every Friday, I went to the synagogue on the holidays and took care of my family."

The angel tells her to step to the right.

She immediately asks him, "Why did you tell me to go to the right and you told the other two women to go to the left?"

The angel replies, "Don't you have to go to the beauty salon first?