The Pope called a meeting of all the cardinals. 

When they had all assembled at the Vatican, he took them into the meeting hall and stated, "I have some really fantastic news and some very terrible news."

Of course, all the cardinals want to hear the good news first, so the Pope tells them, "The Lord has returned to the world. The time of judgment is at hand, and our faith in his existence is justified."

After the commotion dies down a bit, one of the cardinals speaks up, asking what the terrible news is. 

The Pope replies, "He was calling from Salt Lake City."