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Oh look, Chicken Thursday!

Last week I shared a riddle I've been experiencing in life and Roger B. replied and shared a great laugh I had never heard before.  As a reminder, here is my riddle. After that, the Joke that Roger sent, which gave me a wonderful laugh to start the day!

Pastor Tim's Riddle:

Q: "Do you know the difference between pastoring a small church and being self-employed?"

A: "When you are self-employed you don't wonder why you have to do everything!"

Roger B.'s Joke:

A pastor in Central Illinois went to the railroad depot everyday to watch the express train go by.

People from his church noticed this and we're concerned about him.

Finally the head of the church board approached him and said. "Pastor, is everything okay? We're concerned about you watching that train everyday."

"I'm fine!" replied the pastor, "I just like to see something move that I don't have to push."

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!

~ Pastor Tim

Sunday greetings everyone.

Summer is here and so is the heat for many of you in the northern hemisphere. As a bonus link, here is some heat wave humor that will hopefully keep you cool in spirit at least!
www.cybersalt.org/clean-jokes/heat-wave-humor

Rev. James Snyder is a hard worker, so he can't be blamed for being lazy from time to time. Still, though, his wife is keeping an eye on him! You can read "After All, It Is Monday" at:
www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/after-all-it-is-monday

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!

~ Pastor Tim

Oh look, Chicken Thursday!

My adventure in self-employment continues. Twenty months into it I continue to experience a riddle I've asked many times on some days:

Q: "Do you know the difference between pastoring a small church and being self-employed?"

A: "When you are self-employed you don't wonder why you have to do everything!"

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!

~ Pastor Tim

Sunday greetings everyone.

On the Cybersalt Site today, the sound of Rev. James Snyder's wife's voice replaces nighttime thunder when she discovers her car has been broken into. You can read "And Then the Thunder Roared" at:
www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/and-then-the-thunder-roared

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!

~ Pastor Tim