Quotes
Our collection of inspiring quotes.
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"It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows."
- Erma Bombeck
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"More important than learning how to recall things is finding ways to forget things that are cluttering the mind."
- James Waddell Alexander, II
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"If God doesn't destroy Hollywood Boulevard, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology." - Jay Leno
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"Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect."
Benny Hill
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"Death leaves a heartache no one can heal, love leaves a memory no one can steal." (From a headstone in Ireland)