Quotes

Our collection of inspiring quotes.

"I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. That's when it's time for my nap." - Bob Hope

"Make God laugh. Tell him your plans." - Ken Hall

"A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down." - Robert Benchley

"Some ministers would make good martyrs; they are so dry they would burn well." - Charles Haddon Spurgeon

"If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough." - Mario Andretti

"The pessimist may be right in the long run, but the optimist has a better time during the trip."

“If you believe everything you read, better not read.” - Japanese Proverb

"The object of war is not to die for your country. It is to make the other (guy) die for his." - General George S. Patton

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