Inspiration

1) If it rings, put it on hold.

2) If it clanks, call the repairman.

3) If it whistles, ignore it.

4) If it's a friend, take a break.

5) If it's the boss, look busy.

6) If it talks, take notes.

7) If it's handwritten, type it.

8) If it's typed, copy it.

9) If it's copied, file it.

10) If it's Friday, forget it!

1) If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

2) If you can't get your work done in the first 24 hours, work nights.

3) Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

4) For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.

5) Keep your boss's boss off your boss's back.

6) Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.

7) To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

8) The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.

9) Don't be irreplaceable, if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

10) If you are good, you will be assigned all the work. If you are really good, you will get out of it.

*Adolescence*

**Nowadays our youngsters are acting as if adolescence is the last fling at life instead of the introduction to it.

**Some philosopher said that adolescence is the best substitute ever invented for experience.

**Adolescence begins when children stop asking questions -- not because they don't want to learn, but because they know all the answers.

**I can't make up my mind, does adolescence ruin cars or do cars ruin the younger generation.

**I think parents dread adolescence because they remember what they used to do during this period.

**This is that wonderful time when girls stop making faces at boys and slip into making eyes.

**You can easily tell when a child enters adolescence -- they start asking questions that you CAN answer but wish you didn't have to.

**Children are first aware they are entering the period when they find their parents become more difficult.

**This is that confusing period where children are too young to give advice and too old to take any.

**This is a period of time-warping. Your kids age five years -- from 13 to 18 -- while you age 20 years.

**It is easy to recognize an adolescent boy -- it's the time when he goes from quoting his dad to criticizing the old man.

**Finally, what really gets me mad is that this is the time my boy begins objecting to my wanting my own way!

** FOR THE GARDEN OF YOUR DAILY LIVING **

PLANT THREE ROWS OF PEAS:

1. Peace of mind

2. Peace of heart

3. Peace of soul

PLANT FOUR ROWS OF SQUASH:

1. Squash gossip

2. Squash indifference

3. Squash grumbling

4. Squash selfishness

PLANT FOUR ROWS OF LETTUCE:

1. Lettuce be faithful

2. Lettuce be kind

3. Lettuce be patient

4. Lettuce really love one another

NO GARDEN IS WITHOUT TURNIPS:

1. Turnip for meetings

2. Turnip for service

3. Turnip to help one another

TO CONCLUDE OUR GARDEN WE MUST HAVE THYME:

1. Thyme for each other

2. Thyme for family

3. Thyme for friends

WATER FREELY WITH PATIENCE AND CULTIVATE WITH LOVE.