A police officer arrives at the scene of an accident, in which a car smashed into a tree. The cop rushes over to the vehicle and asks the driver, "Are you seriously hurt?"
"How should I know?" the man answers, "I'm not a lawyer!"
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"Success in marriage does not come merely through finding the right mate, but through being the right mate."
- Barnett R. Brickner
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He prunes the foliage on your head
And trims around the ear
So you will look respectable
Wherever you appear.
With special shears he thins your hair
Then washes it with soap
Or uses some restoring stuff
To give you added hope.
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"The Lord is trustworthy in all he promises and faithful in all he does."
Psalm 145:13b
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A passenger jet was suffering through a severe thunderstorm.
As the passengers were being bounced around by the turbulence a young woman turned to a minister sitting next to her and with a nervous laugh asked,
"Reverend, you're a man of God. Can't you do something about this storm?"
To this he replied, "Lady, I'm in sales, not management."
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A discussion about Truth and Reconciliation with two members of the Wiikwemkoong First Nation, and a member and Chief of the Aundeck Omni Kaning First Nation.
To find and watch other parts of this video series, visit the playlist at:
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