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~ Pastor Tim
The Itsy-Bitsy Paycheck
The itsy-bitsy paycheck just posted to my account.
Down came the bills and washed the money out.
Depleted all my funds and brought me so much pain.
Because when I look around I'm back at work again!
One-Liner #2000
My wife is so much better looking than me that a cashier just put a plastic divider down in the middle of our groceries.
A Legendairy Assault 🥛
A man just threw milk, yogurt and butter at me.
How dairy!
Quote #2436
"Contrary to public opinion, the key to loving others does not lie in loving ourselves, but in loving God."
- Alistair Begg
52 Bible Verses for Men Week 4 : Creation Day 6
Welcome to week four : The Power of "Then God Said"
Today I'm continuing through this little book called 52 Bible Verses for Men by Samuel Duth. You can visit his website at samuelduth.com. 
What is a Grandmother?
Taken from papers written by a class of 8-year-olds.
A grandmother is a lady who has no little children of her own. She likes other people's.
A grandfather is a man grandmother.
Grandmothers don't have to do anything except be there when we come to see them. They are so old they shouldn't play hard or run. It is good if they drive us to the store and have lots of quarters for us.
When they take us for walks, they slow down past things like pretty leaves and caterpillars.
They show us and talk to us about the color of the flowers and also why we shouldn't step on "cracks."
They don't say, "Hurry up."
Usually grandmothers are fat, but not too fat to tie your shoes.
They wear glasses and funny underwear.
They can take their teeth and gums out.
Grandmothers don't have to be smart.
They have to answer questions like "Why isn't God married?" and "How come dogs chase cats?"
When they read to us, they don't skip. They don't mind if we ask for the same story over again.
Everybody should try to have a grandmother, especially if you don't have television, because they are the only grown ups who like to spend time with us.
They know we should have snack-time before bedtime and they say prayers with us every time, and kiss us even when we've acted bad.
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God is in Control
In life, there are always moments, days and seasons of uncertainty. Yet, when I take time to listen, I am overwhelmed by God’s still small voice and how He speaks exactly the right words at precisely the right time. Yes, He is God, and that is what He does!
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