Cybersalt News

Sunday greetings everyone.

We're enjoying a visit from one of Grandma Cybersalt's brothers and his son. Bill and Jordan are going to go on something called a "hike?" I hear it is a long walk that one takes because one wants to - not because one has to. An interesting concept!

Today's video share is a deeper look into the deep. Its a cool look at ocean currents which aren't always cool!
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Enjoy the rest of today's Digest. 

~ Pastor Tim 

Real calls received by 911 Operators over the years...

A call came into 911 Emergency because two couples were going to share a hotel room and there weren't enough towels.

A man called 911 and said: "Please connect me to Switzerland."

A lady called 911 because of a fight going on in a parking lot. When asked to describe the combatants, she said: "I'll try. There's one man, and he's dressed like Elvis. He's kicking another man who's laying on the ground and screaming 'You Ain't nothing but a hound dog.'"

Another person called to report he had the hiccups.

A thirteen-year-old boy called to report he had "stuff" coming from his navel. Paramedics examined the boy and all they found was belly-button lint.

A male complainant called and requested police call gas stations on all exits of I-95 to find out which ones were open.

A woman called emergency to report she had seen a wild mouse in her house.

Someone called 911 to report the parrot got out of his cage and "is in a tree outside!"

A man broke up with his girlfriend and wanted police to go by her house and report to him the owners of any cars, other than hers, in her driveway.

A man called to report he had a roach stuck in his ear.

One invention that was more important than the first telephone was definitely ... the second telephone.

I was robbed by 6 dwarves today. Not Happy.

"Judgment is God's justice confronting moral inequity, whereas mercy is God's goodness confronting human guilt and suffering."

- A. W. Tozer Delighting in God

I need a strength to keep me true
And starlight in everything I do;
I need power to keep me strong
When I am tempted to do wrong;

I need grace to keep me pure
When passion tries its deadly lure;
I need a love to keep me sweet
When hardness and mistrust I meet;

I need an arm to be my stay
When dark with trouble grows my day;
And naught on earth can these afford,
But all is found in Christ my Lord.

- Theodore Horton

Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.

Rev. James Snyder, God's Penman, writes . . . . 

I would be the first to admit one truth about myself: I don’t know everything. To quote a politician, “I don’t know what I don’t know.”

That has been the theme of my life for as long as I can remember.

The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.