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Sunday greetings, everyone.

jump from spaceI bit the bullet and bought some LED lights for the front garden at Cybersalt World Headquarters. I was holding off for the longest time because I was afraid I would end up receiving something that was a rip-off, but I am very pleased with the results. The lights come on 15 minutes after sunset and turn off at 12:00am. I really enjoy tech that I can set up to automatically run and then forget about because it means more things being accomplished that I don't have to pay attention to (other than to enjoy the lights when I see them!)

Today's video share is Felix Baumgartner's perspective on his jump from space.
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~ Pastor Tim 



Today's Little Axioms

A horse standing among other horses in a field with its mouth open, looking like it is laughing.1.  Everyone has a photographic memory.  Some don't have film.

2.  He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

3.  A day without sunshine is like, well, night.

4.  On the other hand, you have different fingers.

5.  Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

6.  Back up my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse?

7.  I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

8.  When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.

9.  Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.

10.  Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

11.  I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

12.  He's not dead, he's electroencephalographically challenged.

13.  She's always late. Her ancestors arrived on the Juneflower.

14.  You have the right to remain silent.  Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

15.  I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges?



One-Liner #1868

A man in his 40s, clean shaven with glasses, sitting on a couch looking directly at us.If you're sitting in public and a stranger takes the seat next to you, just stare straight ahead and say, "Did you bring the money?"



"Be a Billionaire!"

and Help

Refugees and

Persecuted Christians

Be A Billionaire!


Earthquake Pun

A small globe and small seismic reading.Earthquake predictors are faultfinders.



Quote #2303

silhouette of a man standing by a lake with his hands stretched up to the sky.“I want deliberately to encourage this mighty longing after God. The lack of it has brought us to our present low estate"

- A. W. Tozer, The Pursuit of God



Time

An old couple walking along a sidewalk holding hands, heads down, he is using a cane.Because they had no reservations at a busy restaurant, my elderly neighbour and his wife were told there would be a 45-minute wait for a table.

"Young man, we're both 90 years old," the husband said. "We may not have 45 minutes."

They were seated immediately.


Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.


Rev. James Snyder, God's Penman, writes . . . . 

Doctor, Could You Repeat That?

A female doctor sitting on a desk speaking with another woman sitting in a chair.For the first time in my life, I've been having health issues. It was nothing serious, but just enough to be aggravating.

The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage has been very helpful with my medical issues. She arranges all of the medicine I'm supposed to take every day; otherwise, I probably wouldn't take any.

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