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There was no mailing last Sunday. A big chunk of my Saturday (when I write the news and line up the next edition) went to errands and shopping, tidying the house, and then picking up Grandma Cybersalt at the airport later in the evening. It's a lot of pressure taking care of Susan's favourite person while she is away!

Today's video share is a cool one about shapes of constant width.
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~ Pastor Tim 

"Information.  Can I help you?"

"I'd like the number of the Theater Guild, please."

"One moment, please." Pause.  "I'm sorry sir, I have no listing for a Theodore Guild."

"No, no.  It isn't a person.  It's an organization.  It's Theater Guild."

"I told you, sir.  I have no listing for a Theodore Guild."

"Not *Theodore*!  *Theater*!  The word is *theater*.
T-H-E-A-T-E-R!"

"That, sir, is NOT the way you spell Theodore."

Remember, if you lose a sock in the dryer, it comes back as a Tupperware lid that doesn't fit any of your containers.

"Be a Billionaire!"

and Help

Refugees and

Persecuted Christians

A cabbie is a fare-minded person.

Clint Eastwood, 94-year-old actor legend, formulated one of the most important lessons of his life so far for the young generation:

"Don't look for luxury in watches or bracelets, don't look for luxury in villas or sailboats! Luxury is laughter and friends, luxury is rain on your face, luxury is hugs and kisses.

Don't look for luxury in shops, don't look for it in gifts, don't look for it in parties, don't look for it in events! Luxury is being loved by people, luxury is being respected, luxury is having your parents alive, luxury is being able to play with your grandchildren. Luxury is what money can't buy."

- Clint Eastwood

A man was having trouble getting his neighbor to keep his chickens fenced in. The neighbor kept talking about chickens being great creatures, and as such they had the right to go where they wanted.

The man was having no luck keeping the chickens out of his flower beds, and he had tried everything.

Two weeks later, on a visit a friend noticed his flower beds were doing great. The flowers were beginning to bloom.

So the friend asked him how he managed to keep the birds away. "How did you make your neighbor keep his hens in his own yard?"

"One night I hid half a dozen eggs under a bush by my flower bed, and the next day I let my neighbor see me gather them. I wasn't bothered after that."

Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.

Susan Page writes . . . . 

- photo by Susan PageJesus is the expert when it comes to asking questions. His questions have a way of drawing out the truth from His respondents. One of the questions Jesus asked during His ministry was … “What do you want Me to do for you?” Isn’t that just the most awesome question?

We can put our imaginations to work as we read the stories laid out in Scripture. Take for example when Jesus called His first disciples.

The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.