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Oh look, Chicken Thursday!

We got some good, heavy rain at Cybersalt World Headquarters last night. That makes me happy because not only is it good for our gardens, our lawn, and our community, it also will provide a nice break from the news complaining about the lack of rain we have been getting.

Today's video is of something I would not want to do, but I do admire all the passion and effort of al those who wanted to break the world record for the longest ski jump!
You can watch the video here.

 Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.

~ Pastor Tim 

Duck : Do you have any duck food?

Storekeeper: No

Duck : Do you have any duck food?

Storekeeper : No, we have no duck food

Duck : Do you have any duck food?

Storekeeper : NO!!  We do not have any duck food!!

Duck : Do you have any duck food?

Storekeeper : NO!!  WE DO NOT HAVE ANY DUCK FOOD!!  And if you ask me that one more time I'm gonna nail your little webbed feet to the floor!

Duck : <thinks> Do you have any nails?

Storekeeper: <sigh> No....

Duck : Do you have any duck food?

Arguing with me is pointless - I realized I was wrong 10 minutes ago and now I'm just trying to make you mad.

"Be a Billionaire!"

and Help

Refugees and

Persecuted Christians

The biggest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.

"A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain."

- Robert Frost

There was a rich man who was deliberately hard on his farmhand.

He gave him a bottle and said, "Buy me a bottle of wine."

The farmhand asked, "How can I buy you wine with no money at all?"

The rich man said, "Anyone can buy wine with money. It takes real skill to buy wine without money."

After a while the farmhand returned with the empty bottle. He handed the bottle to the rich man and said, "Enjoy the wine, please."

Staring at the empty bottle, the rich man asked, "There is no wine, how can I enjoy this?"

The farmhand said, "Anyone can enjoy wine if there is some. It takes real skill to enjoy wine when there is none."

Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.

Susan Page writes . . . . 

Photo by Susan PageThere were times in Jesus’ short ministry years on earth when He must have reached the point of total exhaustion.

Day after day Jesus walked for miles, performing healings, and releasing people from physical disease and mental bondage. There are passages in Matthew’s Gospel that record events where Jesus heals a leper, the Centurion’s servant, and Peter’s mother-in-law. Naturally, word spread; this good news that there was a man who could do the miraculous, the result being that His work continued into the evening hours. Jesus did not punch a time clock. He gave and gave and gave again. The crowds brought many who were oppressed by demons, and He cast out evil spirits with a word and healed the sick.

The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.