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Oh look, Chicken Thursday!
We got enough snow at Cybersalt World Headquarters yesterday for me to go out and do some shoveling. If you live anywhere that gets enough snow to shovel, you will know the frustration of clearing the end of your driveway only to have the city snowplow bury it again when it passes by.
So there I was, standing at the end of my driveway when I saw the plow coming down the road. I decided the operator had probably already suffered enough abuse from end-of-the-driveway shovelers that morning, so I planned on waving and smiling as he passed by. As he approached I put my gloved hand in the air to give him a wave, but I noticed he wasn't paying an attention. However, right when he got up to me I could tell he noticed me out of the corner of his eye - standing there with my hand up towards him. I really hope he also saw I was smiling!
Today's video share is of a three-year-old who plays the piano better than I do. I actually don't play the piano, but that doesn't change the fact that it's painful that a three-year-old can!
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Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.
~ Pastor Tim
Age Hat
In a hat shop a saleslady gushed: "That's the hat for you! It makes you look ten years younger."
"Then I don't want it," retorted the customer.
"I certainly can't afford to put on ten years every time I take off my hat!"
One-Liner #1801
I learn from the mistakes of people who took my advice.
"Be a Billionaire!"
and Help
Refugees and
Persecuted Christians
Bug Pun 1
Read a fascinating book I just got from the Discovery Channel.
"Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Centipedes".
It's good reading, but about 60% of the book is footnotes.
Quote #2236
"Pay attention to your patterns. The way you learned to survive may not be the way you want to continue to live. Heal and shift."
- Dr. Thema Bryant-Davis
People and Mistakes
People who do lots of work...
make lots of mistakes.
People who do less work...
make less mistakes.
People who do no work...
make no mistakes.
People who make no mistakes...
get promoted.
That's why I spend most of my time sending e-mails & playing games at work.
I need a promotion.
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.
