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Oh Look Chicken Thursday!

I just noticed that the subject of last Sunday's mailing was [Cybersalt Digest] Issue #48500. Even Walter M. did not catch that one - or maybe he did and I just haven't read his email about it yet, lol.

I have always wanted to maintain a clean desk (even though some think it is a sign of a sick mind.) I am happy to report that my desk has been pretty tidy for weeks now. However, my goal of having a zero-inbox for my emails is getting farther and farther away! I wish my desk would share the secret to its success with discipline with my gmail account. Although, maybe it has already but it is lost amongst my other emails!

Today's video share is of a plane that is constantly flying as it flies higher and higher and higher!
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Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.

~ Pastor Tim 

• The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.
• The trees are whistling for the dogs.
• The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.
• Hot water now comes out of both taps.
• You can make sun tea instantly.
• You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.
• The temperature drops below 95 and you feel a little chilly.
• You discover that in August it only takes 2 fingers to steer your car.
• You discover that you can get sunburned through your car window.
• You actually burn your hand opening the car door.
• You break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m.
• Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?"
• You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.
• The potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is pull one out and add butter, salt and pepper.
• Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying boiled eggs.
• The cows are giving evaporated milk.

Next time a stranger talks to you when you're alone, just look at them shocked and whisper, "You can see me?"

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A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.

"The price good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men."

- Plato

Two friends and I ordered sandwiches in a local joint.

I wanted hot sauce, Jim wanted medium and Bob, mild.

When I asked for all three, the ornery waitress pointed to the squeeze bottle sitting in the middle of the table.

"We need three," I insisted. "Which one is this?"

"All of them," she replied. "You want hotter? Put more on."

Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.

Rev. James Snyder, God's Penman, writes . . . . 

Have you ever had the feeling that you've been hoodwinked? You can't point out the specifics, but something deep inside suggests you have been.

The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and I had a wonderful vacation at St. Augustine, one of our favorite places to go.

Something happened toward the end of our vacation that led me to suspect I was hoodwinked, but I couldn't unwind the situation yet.

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