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Oh look, Chicken Thursday!
Have you ever walked into a room and felt invisible? Today's video share shows what that might look like if you were an invisible rocket! Just remember that Red = Kerosene (RP-1), Orange = Liquid Hydrogen (LH2), and Blue = Liquid Oxygen (LOX)
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~ Pastor Tim
How Did You Get Me?
A speeding motorist was caught by radar from a police helicopter in the sky. An officer pulled him over and began to issue a traffic ticket.
"It seems everyone is out to get me lately. How did you know I was speeding?" the frustrated driver asked.
The police officer pointed somberly toward the sky.
"You mean," asked the motorist, "that I'm not just being paranoid? Even *He* is trying to get me?"
One-Liner #1715
I went to buy some camo pants but couldn't find any.
"Be a Billionaire!"
and Help
Refugees and
Persecuted Christians
He Does; He Done
"Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished."
Quote #2151
"I prefer winter and Fall, when you feel the bone structure of the landscape - the loneliness of it, the dead feeling of winter. Something waits beneath it, the whole story doesn't show."
- Andrew Wyeth
Failure, School, Report Cards
A professional athlete hit the ceiling when his nine year old son brought home a failing report card.
"Well, Dad," explained the youngster, "lets' not say that I flunked. Lets' just say they failed to pick up my option for the fourth grade."
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.