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Cybersalt News

Sunday greetings from cough central, where Grandma Cybersalt and I continue to make slow, steady progress in getting better. 

Today's video share is of a place that is pretty far out - well, pretty far away that is. You might even say it is the "The Remotest Island!"
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Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.

~ Pastor Tim 

Can't eat beef......mad cow.

Can't eat chicken...... bird flu.

Can't eat eggs..... possible Salmonella.

Can't eat pork.....fears that bird flu will infect piggies. Also trichinosis.

Can't eat fish....... heavy metals in the waters have poisoned their meat.

Can't eat fruits and veggies....... insecticides and herbicides.

Can't eat potatoes, pasta, bread, rice.......nasty carbs.

Hmmmmmmmm!

I believe that leaves.......Chocolate.

"You know what my bedtime story was when I was a kid? Darkness!"

- Jerry Seinfeld

"Be a Billionaire!"

and Help

Refugees and

Persecuted Christians

"Doc, I can hear all kinds of animals talk in my head."

"Well, don't worry," said the doctor.

"You're just having Disney spells."

"Spring will come and so will happiness. Hold on. Life will get warmer."

- Anita Krizan

Leon Blum, the former Socialist Premier of France, once met David Ben Gurion. He introduced himself this way, "I had better tell you right away, Mr. Ben Gurion, that I am a humanist first, a socialist second, and only then a Jew. Whenever I write my name, that is what I believe."

Ben Gurion replied with a smile, "Never mind, we Jews read from right to left anyway!"

Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.

The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.