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Oh look, Chicken Thursday!

We finally got some really nice weather at Cybersalt World Headquarters after navigating a cooler than normal spring. Our front and back lawns are much greener than they usually would be at this time of year. The weeds in our lawn are also greener, which is making it much easier to find them and remove them by hand.

I suppose I could just poison them, but I am actually enjoying getting lost in the process of laying on the ground, moving along weed by weed in a grassy meditation under the summer sky. I try not to spend too much time out there because I don't want my neighbours to think I am nuttier than they already do, lol.

Speaking of meditation, today's video share is of a young man who looks like he is in a full blown trance - but don't worry he just has a lot on his mind and in his hands!  
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~ Pastor Tim

Thought I'd let my doctor check me,
'Cause I didn't feel quite right. . .
All those aches and pains annoyed me
And I couldn't sleep at night.

He could find no real disorder
But he wouldn't let it rest.
What with Medicare and Blue Cross,
We would do a couple tests.

To the hospital he sent me
Though I didn't feel that bad.
He arranged for them to give me
Every test that could be had.

I was fluoroscoped and cystoscoped,
My aging frame displayed.
Stripped, on an ice cold table,
While my gizzards were x-rayed.

I was checked for worms and parasites,
For fungus and the crud,
While they pierced me with long needles
Taking samples of my blood.

Doctors came to check me over,
Probed and pushed and poked around,
And to make sure I was living
They then wired me for sound.

They have finally concluded,
Their results have filled a page.
What I have will someday kill me;
My affliction is OLD AGE

My company is better at making sun-screen than our competitors, but I don't like to rub it in!

"Be a Billionaire!"

and Help

Refugees and

Persecuted Christians

I've got stained glass windows in our house.

Stupid pigeons.

"Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens."

- J. R. Tolkien The Fellowship of the Ring

One of my co-workers got a speeding ticket and was attending a defensive-driving course to have points erased from his license. The instructor, a police officer, emphasized that being on time was crucial and that the classroom doors would be locked when each session began.

Just after one class started, someone knocked on the locked door. The officer opened it and asked, "Why are you late?"

The student replied, "I was trying not to get another ticket."

The officer let him in.

Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.

The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.