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Sunday greetings everyone.

The rains have returned to Cybersalt World Headquarters as we enter into the season of our late fall and early winter storms that roll in off of the Pacific Ocean. This weekend our island experienced an "atmospheric river." Basically, there was so much rain (to the north of us) that it seemed like there was a river overhead. Not only is it a blessing for the fish who are spawning and the water reservoirs that are being refilled, it also gives people who like to complain something fresh to be unhappy about.

Before I get to today's video share, I'd like to share an article that was written by a friend of mine. Donna Leung's article, "Keeping Everything Together" is a great reminder for the times we live in:
compasspointbc.com/keeping-everything-together/

Today's video share is a fun experiment with technology. The 'Portal' built between Lithuanian and Polish cities reminds us we have much in common as human beings - another great reminder for the times we live in:

Click here to watch the first video.

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!

~ Pastor Tim

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

"What are you doing?" she asked.

"Hunting flies," he responded.

"Oh! Killing any?" she asked.

"Yep, 3 males and 2 females," he replied.

Intrigued, she asked, "How can you tell?"

He responded, "3 were on TV remote and 2 were on the phone."

I got pulled over in the HOV lane for driving alone. I said that due to social distancing, my passenger was in the car behind me!

"Be a Billionaire!"

and Help

Refugees and

Persecuted Christians

Today I saw a dwarf climbing down a prison wall. I thought to myself, "That's a little condescending!"

"Humility is a strange flower; it grows best in winter weather, and under storms of affliction."

- Samuel Rutherford

In promulgating your esoteric cogitations or articulating your superficial sentimentalities, and amicable philosophical or psychological observations, beware of platitudinous ponderosity. Let your conversational communications possess a compacted conciseness, a clarified comprehensibility, a coalescent cogency, and a concatenated consistency. Eschew obfuscation and all conglomeration of flatulent garrulity, jejune babblement, and asinine affectations. Let your extemporaneous descantings and unpremeditated expatiations have intelligibility and voracious vivacity without rodomontade or thrasonical bombast. Sedulously avoid all polysyllabic profundity, pompous prolificacy, and vain vapid verbosity.

In short "Be brief and don't use big words."

Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.

Rev. James Snyder, God's Penman, writes . . . . 

At the beginning of the week, the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage informed me that she and some of her friends would be going thrift store shopping on Thursday.

I nodded my head and smiled, not knowing where she was going with this.

“Now,” she said, “you will have to take care of your lunch. You think you can do that?”

I was smiling so hard on the inside I could hardly keep it from my face.

“Well,” I said as calmly as possible, “I think I can take care of it. No problem.”

The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.