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Sunday greetings everyone!

The exciting news today is that there really isn't any exciting news to share with you today. Grandma Cybersalt and I have comfortably answered September's invitation to return to the routines that summertime chased away. It's one way that vacations help "old" things to become new again (re-newed!)

Today's video share is part of a series put out by Ancestry - the family tree site. As a person who likes people watching (in compliance with the many restraining orders against me, of course), I really enjoy seeing the moment when someone is relieved by realizing something they never new or understood. 

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Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!

~ Pastor Tim

On the first day of Spring Training, a baseball scout brings a race horse with him to add to the starting line-up. 

The coach asks, "What did you bring that horse here for?"

The scout replies, "Wait until you see him bat."

All the players are laughing, until the horse comes to bat.  At this point, the horse grabs the bat, and everyone quiets down.  They stare at the horse.

The pitcher, just shrugs his shoulders, and throws the ball toward home plate, when astonishingly the horse hits the ball deep in the outfield.

The horse just stands there and does not move.  The manager then yells at the baseball scout to tell the horse to run to first base.

The scout looks back at the manager and yells back, "If he could run, he'd be at Belmont!"

I always say "Thank you" to Alexa so that when the machines take over they know I'm nice.

"Be a Billionaire!"

and Help

Refugees and

Persecuted Christians

Archeologist: A man whose career lies in ruins.

I am a child of God.
I am not what I wear, what I drive, or how much I weigh.

- Unknown

Don't let anyone tell you you're getting old. Squash their toes with your rocker.

Some people try to turn back their odometers ... not me ... I want people to know why I look like this. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads were NOT paved.

Maturity means being emotionally and mentally healthy. It is that time when you know when to say yes, when to say no, and when to say WHOOPEE!

When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.

You know you're getting old when everything either dries up or starts to leak.

Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.

Rev. James Snyder, God's Penman, writes . . . . 

I must confess I sometimes get so busy that certain things have slipped my mind. I don't do this intentionally, but I try to prioritize things in my life.

With so many things going on, it is tough to keep up-to-date with everything, even personal items.

This is not true with the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage. No matter how busy her day is, she always keeps up with everything. She knows things that are happening a week before they actually happen. How she does that, I don't know, and trust me, I am not going to inquire.

The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.