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Today is the 36th anniversary of the first time I laid eyes on Grandma Cybersalt. It was orientation week at Ontario Bible College, in Toronto, and I was tasked with delivering a message to one of her roommates in her dorm. I had no idea what that simple task on that ordinary day would mean. Now as I look back on that day, I feel on top of the world with excitement for that unsuspecting and blessed 19 year-old me.

In fact, the more I remember that day I feel more on top of the world than the flight attendant in today's video share.

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~ Pastor Tim

Ok, what is the deal with "The early bird gets the worm"? He gets up early, and all he gets is a worm? It says "the worm," which means one single worm. That seems not very fair, for a bird that goes through the trouble of getting up early.

Myself, I would rather sleep late and get the "worm and grub" brunch special at the local diner. I can't imagine that an early 5:00 AM worm is going to taste that much better than a plate of later 11:00 AM worms.

And, speaking of which, what's the deal with the early worm? He gets up early, to get a start on the day, because he has loads of work to do, and he gets eaten by a bird! Where is the moral of the story, when the lazy worms don't get eaten? Isn't that hypocritical? Seems to me that all the smart worms either work nights, or sleep late and get up after lunch. Isn't that sending the wrong message to our kids?

My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking.

"Be a Billionaire!"

and Help

Refugees and

Persecuted Christians

“When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.”

Alcohol is a very effective dissolving agent.
It dissolves families, marriages, friendships, jobs, bank accounts and neurons, but NEVER problems.

- unknown

Little Johnny was reading from a Hans Christian Anderson book.

"Miss Howell?" little Johnny asked his first grade teacher. "Does m-i-r-a-g-e spell marriage?"

"No Johnny," sighed the teacher. "But perhaps it should."

Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.

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