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Oh look, Chicken Thursday!

The big news around Cybersalt World Headquarters is that our daughter and grandson are arriving today for a 4 week visit. Her husband will be flying out later this month. We hope that for the first time in a couple of years our whole family will be together in one place.

Susan and I started out as 2, then our family was 5, and now with in-laws and grandchildren there are 13! It warms our heart. Do you know what else could warm our hearts? Microwaves!

That answer will make more sense (or maybe not so much) if you watch today's video share.

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~ Pastor Tim

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at:
https://www.cybersalt.org/pastor-tim-s-cleanlaugh-site/what-is-a-goober

The Goober reported for her University final examination, which consisted of "yes/no" type questions.

She took her seat in the examination hall, stared at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration took her purse out, removed a coin and started tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet - Yes for Heads and No for Tails. Within a half an hour, she was all done whereas the rest of the class was still sweating it out.

During the last few minutes, she was seen desperately throwing the coin, mumbling and sweating.

The moderator, alarmed, approached her and asked what was going on.

"I finished the exam in half an hour. But, I am rechecking my answers."

It amazes me how much "exercise" and "extra fries" sound alike.

"Be a Billionaire!"

and Help

Refugees and

Persecuted Christians

Hungry crows have ravenous appetites.

"When you have a friend that's going thru a personal storm, instead of being a weatherman and spreading the news, try being an umbrella and cover them with love."

- unknown

While discussing the plight of Driver's license examiners, a former motor-vehicle-bureau director told about a woman who was parallel parking.

The examiner asked her, "could you get a little closer?"

Instead of moving the car, she slid over.

Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.

The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.