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Oh look, Chicken Thursday!

I've been up all night helping someone with their government site in Italy.

So with sleepy eyes I hope you enjoy the rest of today's mailing.

~ Pastor Tim

A wealthy investor walked into a bank and said to the bank manager, "I would like to speak with Mr. Reginald Jones, who I understand is a tried and trusted employee of yours."

The banker said, "Yes he certainly was trusted. And he will be tried as soon as we catch him."

My wife is singing in the house; I'm sitting outside so the neighbors don't think I'm hitting her.

"Be a Billionaire!"

and Help

Refugees and

Persecuted Christians

Have you heard about the latest new drug?

When administered to women, it gives them the irresistible urge to join a convent.

The FDA refuses to approve it, though. They fear it will be habit-forming.

I would maintain that thanks are the highest form of thought; and that gratitude is happiness doubled by wonder.

- G. K. Chesterton

When my grandmother was in her late eighties, she decided to move to Israel. As part of the preparations, she went to see her doctor and get all her charts.

The doctor asked her how she was doing, so she gave him the litany of complaints -- this hurts, that's stiff, I'm tired and slower, etc., etc., etc.

He responded with, "Mrs. Siegel, you have to expect things to start deteriorating. After all, who wants to live to 100?"

My grandmother looked him straight in the eye and replied, "Anyone who's 99."

Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.

The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.