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Oh look, Chicken Thursday!

I try to keep my mailings family friendly, but today I am including this picture of some young chicks that Kathie M. sent! 

Wash your hands, keep safe and enjoy the rest of today's mailing!

~ Pastor Tim

Today's CleanLaugh

Career Cooling

A long time ago, I worked as an operator on an old IBM 370/Model 138 mainframe at a local college. My position had been reclassified to fall into a new area outside of the IT staff.

One day, my new supervisor entered the room and stared at the air conditioning unit directly behind me. He studied the two flashing lights for a few moments and asked what job it was currently processing.

I killed my career by replying, "Actually, sir, it's cooling the room. The computer is over there."

Today's One Liner

One-Liner #1480

I've lost my mind, and I'm pretty sure the kids took it.

Today's Clean Pun

Wall-to-Wall Flower

The first five florists I called from the phone book knew nothing about carpet or tile. And suddenly, I'm the idiot!

Today's Quote

Quote #1918

"A strong marriage requires two people who choose to love each other even on days when they struggle to like each other."

- Dave Willis

Today's Illustration

Work Ethics

An assembly line worker at Chrysler was picked for jury duty, but asked the judge to excuse him. "This is a very busy time at the plant, Your Honor, and I need to be there."

"Oh, I see," the judge said. "You're one of those folks who think you're indispensable, that Chrysler can't get along without you."

"No, sir, not at all," the worker replied. "I know they can do just fine without me, but I don't want them to find that out."

"Excused," the judge said.

Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.

The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.