Issue #4553
Cybersalt News
Sunday greetings everyone!
I don't know about you, but I'm quite excited and happy about how "modern" the latest vehicle taking us into space looks. This is definitely not your grandfather's spacecraft - unless of course one of my grandkids is reading this, lol.
Enjoy the tour!
As Rev. James Snyder considers growing a pandemic beard he is not sure if his wife is going to let that happen. You can read "Not Everything Is As It Seems" at:
www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/not-everything-is-as-it-seems
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
Watery Deal
A real estate salesman had just closed his first deal, only to discover that the piece of land he had sold was completely under water.
"That customer's going to come back here pretty mad," he said to his boss. "Should I give him his money back?"
"Money back?" roared the boss. "What kind of salesman are you? Get out there and sell him a houseboat."
Today's One Liner
One-Liner #1479
See no evil, hear no evil, date no evil.
Today's Clean Pun
To Coin a Phrase
“I spent a lot of cash in France," Tom said frankly. "And also in Germany," he added markedly.
"In Italy, I used my charge card a lot," Tom commented deliriously.
"On my way home again, I exchanged all my English money" Tom expounded.
Today's Quote
Quote #1917
The most attractive quality a person can have is to love Jesus. Makeup washes off. Looks fade. A heart for God echoes into eternity.
- unknown
Today's Illustration
Rushing, Tyranny of the Urgent
I had always prided myself on being an "on time" person. One morning I overslept and rushed around getting ready for Sunday school. As I ran out the door, my husband tried to say something.
"What?" I called back. "Don't slow me down. I'm late."
"No you're not," he responded. "It's Saturday."
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.