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Oh look, Chicken Thursday!

Remember when I said there was some exciting news cooking here at Cybersalt World Headquarters? That news involved and involves travel that has been extended, so you have to wait just a little bit longer to hear it!

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!

~ Pastor Tim

Today's CleanLaugh

Pearl Dream

After she woke up, a woman told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for our anniversary. What do you think it means?"

"You'll know tonight." he said.

That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife.

Delighted, she opened it to find a book entitled, "The Meaning of Dreams."

Today's One Liner

One-liner #1445

If I throw a stick, will you leave?

Today's Clean Pun

Chemical Assistance Denied

I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite.

He said, "NaBrO."

Today's Quote

Quote #1883

"It is the experiences of being overwhelmed, nearly destroyed, and surprisingly given life that cause us to pray and sing."

- Walter Brueggemann

Today's Illustration

Fasting, Ministry Salaries

A new member of a church is talking to the Pastor: "You have such a small congregation. How can they afford to pay you?"

The Pastor said, "Well, I only earn $60 a week."

The man is dumbfounded. "Pastor, how can you possibly get by on an amount that small?"

"Well I tell ya, if I wasn't such a religious man and didn't fast three days a week, I'd probably starve to death."

Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.

The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.