Cybersalt News

Sunday Greetings everyone.

Overall, it has been a pretty mild winter so far around Cybersalt World Headquarters. I'm not complaining but I have noticed the warmer temperatures have allowed spiders to hang on a lot longer than usual and I am wondering what I will do if they make it through the season and keep growing bigger and bigger. I may hire them to work on my websites as that is obviously an area of specialty for them. However, I'm a little worried they may get big enough to want me for their webs!

Rev. James Snyder recently made a real "Yahooist" out of himself in an attempt to get free pie from the restaurant he was eating in. You can read, "To One It’s Monday to Another It’s Wednesday" at:
www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/to-one-it-s-monday-to-another-it-s-wednesday

~ Pastor Tim

Today's CleanLaugh

Name Warning

On a street, where the speed is limited to 30 mph the police stop a driver.

"Not only have you been driving too fast, you've been passing cars where it is not allowed. Your lights don't work, your tires all completely worn out. This is surely going to cost you a lot. What's your name?"

"Schtrathewisizeski Vocgefastilongchinic."

"Well, I'll let you go this time but don't do it again."

Today's One Liner

One-liner #1444

Therapy is expensive; poppin' bubble wrap is cheap. You choose.

Today's Clean Pun

Note This Pun

I don't mean to harp about this, but I'm about to make a musical instrument pun; so plan accordionly.

Today's Quote

Quote #1882

"If I find in myself desires which nothing in this world can satisfy, the only logical explanation is that i was made for another world."

- C. S. Lewis

Today's Illustration

Choices

When we moved cross-country, my wife and I decided to drive both of our cars. Nathan, our eight-year-old, worriedly asked, "How will we keep from getting separated?"

"We'll drive slowly so that one car can follow the other," I reassured him.

"Yeah, but what if we DO get separated?" he persisted.

"Well, then I guess we'll never see each other again," I quipped.

"Okay," he said. "I'm riding with Mom."

Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.

The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.