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Oh look, Chicken Thursday!
If you live in a part of the world that turns the clocks back an hour in the fall, you know we're heading into the dark days of the year. I hope you are a snug and cozy as today's chicken!
Here at Cybersalt World Headquarters, the office doors are closed and an electric cube heater is making due after the gas fireplace Grandma Cybersalt and I heat our basement with packed it in. It will be a couple of weeks until a replacement can be in place.
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing - number 4500!
~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
Thoughts on Genealogy
~ Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to better people.
~ I trace my family history so I will know who to blame.
~ Can a first cousin, once removed, return?
~ Searching for lost relatives? Win the lottery!
~ Do I even WANT ancestors?
~ Genealogy: Where you confuse the dead and irritate the living.
~ Every family tree has some sap in it.
~ Friends come and go, but relatives tend to accumulate.
~ Genealogists never die, they just lose their roots.
~ Genealogy: A haystack full of needles. It's the threads I need.
~ Heredity: Everyone believes in it until their children act like fools.
~ I think my family tree is a few branches short of full bloom.
~ Theory of relativity: If you go back far enough, we're all related.
Today's One Liner
One-Liner #1426
Self-Annihilating Sentences: Commands
We must be decisive, but on the other hand ...
Today's Clean Pun
Morning Chore
People in Athens hate getting up early ... because Dawn is tough on Greece.
Today's Quote
Quote #1864
"It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken adults..."
- F. Douglass
Today's Illustration
Family Relations
Congratulating a friend after her son and daughter got married within a month of each other, a woman asked, "What kind of boy did your daughter marry?"
"Oh, he's wonderful," gushed the mother. "He lets her sleep late, wants her to go to the beauty parlor regularly, and insists on taking her out to dinner every night."
"That's sounds lovely," said the woman. "What about your son?"
"I'm not so happy about that," the mother sighed. "His wife sleeps late, spends all her time in the beauty parlor, and makes them eat take-out meals!"
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.