Issue #4468
Cybersalt News
Sunday greetings everyone.
On the Cybersalt Site today, the sound of Rev. James Snyder's wife's voice replaces nighttime thunder when she discovers her car has been broken into. You can read "And Then the Thunder Roared" at:
www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/and-then-the-thunder-roared
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
Head Check
One weekend my friend Sally, a nurse, was looking after her nine-year-old nephew when he fell off a playground structure and hit his head.
Worried that he might have a concussion, she checked him all night. Every hour, she'd gently shake him and ask, "What's your name?"
Soon, he began moaning in protest each time she entered the room.
When Sally went in at 5:00 A.M., she found something white on his forehead. Leaning close, she saw a crayon-scrawled message taped to his forehead.
It read: "My name is Daniel."
Today's One Liner
One-liner #1394
It will go on ad infinitum for awhile.
Today's Clean Pun
Night Chef
A woman wakes up to find her husband cooking stir-fry in the middle of the night.
"Wake up, Frank! You're sleep-wokking again!"
Today's Quote
Quote #1835
- Joni Earikson Tada
Today's Illustration
Communications Skills
Do you remember back in the day, when you'd go to a store and try to explain to a sales clerk which movie you were looking for?
A sign behind the counter at a video rental store:
"We are sorry to report that we are all out of 'That Movie with That Guy Who Was in That Other Movie.'
There was some confusion when ordering from our distributor. - Thank You"
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.