Cybersalt News

Sunday greetings everyone!

"Hey buddy, can you spare a sermon?" Why, yes I can! I have created an archive of my sermons on a "work in progress" website. I guess that website is a lot like most of us. You will find over 30 Christmas sermons at:
radio.cybersalt.org/christmas

I think it goes without saying, which makes me question why I am saying it again here, Rev. James Snyder likes apple fritters. You can read about the latest appearance of them in "Be Sure Your Grin Will Find You Out" at:
www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/be-sure-your-grin-will-find-you-out

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!

~ Pastor Tim

Today's CleanLaugh

Something For Mom

The Santa Claus at the mall was very surprised when a young lady about twenty years old walked up and sat on his lap.

Santa doesn't usually take requests from adults, but she smiled very nicely at him, so he said, "OK, you can ask for something but it has to be for someone other than yourself. What do you want for Christmas?"

"Something for my mother," said the young lady.

"Something for your mother? Well, that's very thoughtful of you," smiled Santa. "What do you want me to bring her? "

Without blinking she replied, "A son-in-law!"

Today's One Liner

One-liner #1337

Just because I have nothing to say is no reason why you shouldn't listen.

Today's Clean Pun

Snowmen Should Be Seen

Snowmen are everywhere in the wintertime, but why is it that you never see snow toddlers?

Because they're always having meltdowns.

Today's Quote

Quote #1779

"Worrying is carrying tomorrow's load with today's strength - carrying two days at once. It is moving into tomorrow ahead of time. Worrying does not empty tomorrow of its sorrow; it empties today of its strength."

- Corrie ten Boom

Today's Illustration

Sunday School Christmas

A little boy returned from Sunday school with a new perspective on the Christmas story. He had learned all about the Wise Men from the East who brought gifts to the Baby Jesus. He was so excited he could hardly wait to tell his parents.

As soon as he arrived home, he immediately began,

"I learned all about the very first Christmas in Sunday school today! There wasn’t a Santa Claus way back then, so these three skinny guys on camels had to deliver all the toys! And Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer with his nose so bright wasn't there yet, so they had to have this big spotlight in the sky to find their way around!"

Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.

The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.