Issue #4405
Cybersalt News
Sunday greetings everyone!
You've heard of Black Friday and maybe Cyber Monday, but how about Giving Tuesday? Giving Tuesday is a recent a move to help raise funds for good causes after the frenzied indulgence of those other two days.
This Giving Tuesday I will be going live on Facebook to present the Be A Billionaire Fundraiser. Not only are the usual and worthless single 1, 10, and 20 billion dollar bills still available, but I have also added some sets of bills with consecutive or close to consecutive serial numbers.
But you don't have to wait until Giving Tuesday to pick up a worthless but fun novelty stocking-stuffer or gift for that oh so special (or not so special) someone. You can do so right now at:
www.cybersalt.org/inspiration/be-a-billionaire-fund-raiser
And, of course, you can still setup a recurring monthly donation through this link:
www.cybersalt.org/body-of-christ-connection/setup-a-recurring-donation-for-persecuted-christians-or-refugees
Finally, Rev. James Snyder had to talk himself out of a spot when his wife caught him sneaking turkey before the big meal. You can read "It Was a Gobble-Gobble Kind of Day" at:
www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/it-was-a-gobble-gobble-kind-of-day
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
Light Confusion
A little boy forgot his lines in a Sunday School presentation.
His mother, sitting in the front row to prompt him, gestured and formed the words silently with her lips, but it didn't help. Her son's memory was blank.
Finally, she leaned forward and whispered the cue, "I am the light of the world."
The child beamed and with great feeling and a loud, clear voice said, "My mother is the light of the world."
Today's One Liner
One-liner #1333
We can't get a volunteer army unless we draft it.
Today's Clean Pun
Color Commentary
Overheard between friends:
What rhymes with orange.
No, it doesn't.
Today's Quote
Quote #1775
"We are too prone to engrave our trials in marble and write our blessings in sand."
- C.H. Spurgeon
Today's Illustration
Hair Pulling Lesson
A six-year-old comes crying to his mother because his little sister pulled his hair.
"Don't be angry," the mother says, "your little sister doesn't realize that pulling hair hurts."
A short while later, there's more crying, and the mother goes to investigate.
This time the sister is bawling and her brother says,
"She knows now."
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.