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Oh look, Turkey Thursday! Yes it's Thanksgiving Day in the USA so Cybersalt is giving you the bird so many of you will be eating today!

Accordingly, here are some links to content that will stuff you full with great Thanksgiving content: 

Thanksgiving Jokes and Humor:
www.cybersalt.org/tag/thanksgiving-jokes

Thanksgiving Inspiration
www.cybersalt.org/tag/thanksgiving-illustrations

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!

~ Pastor Tim

Today's CleanLaugh

All Pro Turkey

The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large turkey came strutting onto the field.

While the players gazed in amazement, the turkey walked up to the head coach and demanded a tryout.  Everyone stared in silence as the turkey caught pass after pass and ran right through the defensive line.

When the turkey returned to the sidelines, the coach shouted, "You're terrific!!!  Sign up for the season, and I'll see to it that you get a huge bonus."

"Forget the bonus," the turkey said, "All I want to know is, does the season go past Thanksgiving Day?"

Today's One Liner

One-liner #1332

I have something to say, but I don't know what.

Today's Clean Pun

Chirping Off

I don't care how much you love turkey, we don't allow that kind of fowl language at the table.

Today's Quote

Quote #1774

"Be brave. Do not pray for the hard thing to go away. But pray for a Bravery to come that's bigger than the hard thing."

- Ann Voskamp

Today's Illustration

Real Thanksgiving

Thank You, GOD for everything
I've experienced here on earth.
Thank You for protecting me
from the moment of my birth.

And Thank You for the beauty
around me everywhere,
The gentle rain and glistening dew,
the sunshine and the air.

The joyous gift of "feeling"
the soul's soft, whispering voice
That speaks to me from deep within
and makes my heart rejoice.

Oh, GOD, no words are great enough
to thank You for just living,
And that is why every day
is a day for real THANKSGIVING.

- Helen Steiner Rice

Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.

The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.