Issue #4382
Cybersalt News
Oh look, Chicken Thursday!
I often try to share a chicken picture here on Chicken Thursday, but today I'm sharing a picture of a younger Grandma Cybersalt and the turkey she married 32 years ago today!
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
Holding A Job
A young man was a very slow worker and subsequently found it difficult to hold down a job.
After a visit to the employment office, he was offered work at the local zoo.
When he arrived for his first day, the keeper, aware of his reputation, told him to take care of the tortoise section.
Later, the keeper dropped by to see how the young man was doing and found him standing by an empty enclosure with the gate open.
"Where are the tortoises?" he asked.
"I can't believe it," said the new employee, "I just opened the door and whoosh, they were gone!"
Today's One Liner
One-liner #1311
Quantum mechanics: the dreams stuff is made of.
Today's Clean Pun
Dots Rerun
"I'll have to telegraph him again," Tom said remorsefully.
Today's Quote
Quote #1752
"Resolve to be tender with the young, compassionate with the aged, sympathetic with the striving and tolerant with the weak and wrong. Sometime in your life, yo will have been all of these."
- Lloyd Shearer
Today's Illustration
Lack of Empathy
A tourist on his way to Tuscaloosa came to a fork in the road and stopped. There was no sign indicating which route went where.
Spotting a boy by the road, he yelled out, "Hey, kid, does it matter which road I take to Tuscaloosa?"
"Not to me it don't." replied the boy.
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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