Issue #4381
Cybersalt News
Sunday greetings everyone!
If Rev. James Snyder had a dog, it's name wouldn't be "Lucky." That just the way it is with James and luck, but he's very OK with that. You can read, "If It Wasn’t for Bad Luck" at:
www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/if-it-wasn-t-for-bad-luck
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
Reap What You Sow
Early one evening a gentleman scuttled out to his garage and pulled the lawn furniture out onto the driveway. Shortly after followed the lawnmower, a few gardening tools and a bicycle.
A curious neighbor wandered over and asked if he was going to have a garage sale.
"No," replied the gentleman, "my son just bought his first car and right now he's getting ready for a big date. He'll be taking the car out soon to pick up the girl."
"So what's with all the stuff?" asked the neighbor.
"Well, after years of moving tricycles, toys and sports equipment out of the way every time I came home from work, I wanted to make sure the driveway was ready for him."
Today's One Liner
One-liner #1310
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
Today's Clean Pun
Coal Keeper
"I must make the fire hotter!" Tom bellowed.
Today's Quote
Quote #1751
"For what is idolatry if not this: to worship the gifts in place of the Giver Himself?"
- John Calvin
Today's Illustration
Life Change
Little Johnny had been misbehaving and was sent to his room. After a while, he emerged and informed his mother that he had thought it over and then said a prayer.
"Fine," said the pleased mother. "If you ask God to help you not misbehave, He will help you."
"Oh, I didn't ask Him to help me not misbehave," said Little Johnny. "I asked Him to help you put up with me."
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.