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Oh look, Chicken Thursday!

We're thankful for the initial results from the Be a Billionaire fund raiser. We have been able to help 2 persecuted families with this month's rent, food, and some other key expenses. Both of these families have escaped deadly persecution by fleeing to a country where they are not allowed to work and now actually face arrest for overstaying their vistor visas.
https://www.cybersalt.org/inspiration/be-a-billionaire-fund-raiser

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! 

~ Pastor Tim

Today's CleanLaugh

Card Cover Up

A man entered a stationery store and asked the clerk for a birthday/anniversary card.

The clerk replied, "We have birthday cards and we have anniversary cards. Why not take one of each?"

The man said, "You don't understand. I need a card that covers both events! You see, we're celebrating the fifth anniversary of my wife's thirty-fourth birthday..."

Today's One Liner

One-liner #1305

Walkie-talkies neither walk nor talk; they should be called holdie-noisies.

Today's Clean Pun

Fungi Finder

Says one hiker, "Dang, I can't find the device that helps me locate delicious mushrooms!"

Responds his friend, "Oh no! You've lost your morel compass!"

Today's Quote

Quote #1746

"The first gulp from the glass of natural sciences will make you an atheist, but at the bottom of the glass God is waiting for you."

- Werner Heisenberg, father of Quantum Physics

Today's Illustration

Conviction

After a trial had been going on for three days, Harrison, the man accused of committing the crimes, stood up and approached the judge's bench.

"Your Honor, I would like to change my plea from 'innocent' to 'guilty' of the charges."

The judge angrily banged his fist on the desk. "If you're guilty, why didn't you say so in the first place and save this court a lot of time and inconvenience?" he demanded.

Harrison looked up wide-eyed and stated, "Well, when the trial started I thought I was innocent, but that was before I heard all the evidence against me."

Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.

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