Cybersalt News

Sunday greetings everyone!

The tally of secrets is in and it totals 52.190 trillion. I'll revel them all in this Wednesday's mailing!

While preparing today's mailing I was listening to a video so inspiring I decided to add it to the Inspirational Video section on the Cybersalt Site. You can listen to "Nick Vujicic at Telford State Prison" at:
https://www.cybersalt.org/videos/nick-vujicic-at-telford-state-prison

Rev. James Snyder may need an intervention in his life. He has written another devotional in which Apple Fritters make another appearance. You can read “Apple Fritter: The Fruit of My Choice” at:
www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/apple-fritter-the-fruit-of-my-choice

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!

~ Pastor Tim

Today's CleanLaugh

Two Teas

1st customer: I'll have tea.

2nd customer: Me, too. And be sure the cup is clean!

(The waiter exits, and then returns after a while.)

Waiter: Two teas. Which one asked for the clean cup?

Today's One Liner

One-liner #1302

I told my parents they're famous now. I asked my dad who should play him in the movie and his answer did not disappoint: 

"Clint Eastward."

Today's Clean Pun

OS1

Adam & Eve: the first people to not read the Apple terms and conditions.

Today's Quote

Quote #1743

"God whispers to us in our pleasures, speaks in our conscience, but shouts in our pain."

- C. S. Lewis

Today's Illustration

Marriage Tension

A friend of mine was having a bit of marital-tension in his household and was trying to figure out just what to do about it.

In the course of our conversation, I happened to mention to him that: "You know, quite often God speaks to us through our wives."

My friend looked at me kinda funny and said, "Wow! I didn't know God used that kind of language!"

Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.

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