Issue #4372
Cybersalt News
Oh look, Chicken Thursday!
This week I have some interesting work I am doing for a client. It involves some videoing of world renown fire investigator, Dr. John DeHaan (click to enlarge the picture). These videos will be part of an online course about Fire Investigation, of which I am also the narrator.
Also, remember the secret trillions I spoke of? So far I have counted and sorted 860 billion. I'll be letting the secret out soon!
~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
More On Candidates
A newscaster interrupted scheduled programming to announce the outcome of a political election.
"More on candidates at 10 P.M.," he said.
My ten-year-old granddaughter Ashley looked at me in disbelief.
"I didn't know they could call politicians 'morons' on national television!" she remarked.
Today's One Liner
One-liner #1301
My wife just stopped and said, "You weren't even listening were you?"
I thought ... "That's a pretty weird way to start a conversation."
Today's Clean Pun
Bibliostrep
I swallowed a dictionary. It gave me thesaurus throat I've ever had.
Today's Quote
Quote #1742
"Imagine if trees gave free wifi. We'd all be planting like crazy. It's a pity they only give us the oxygen we breathe."
- Priyanka Garnayak
Today's Illustration
Empty Nests
At the company water cooler, I bragged about my children's world travels: one son was teaching in Bolivia, another was working in southern Italy, and my daughter was completing a year-long research project in India.
One co-worker's quip, however, stopped me short. "What is it about you," he asked, "that makes your kids want to get so far away?"
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.