Issue #4357
Cybersalt News
Oh look, Chicken Thursday!
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
Church Mice Problem
Three pastors were having lunch together at a diner.
The first pastor said, "Ya know, since summer started I've been having trouble with mice in my church. I've tried everything -noise, spray, cats - nothing seems to scare them away.
The second pastor then said "Yea, me too. I've got hundreds living in the basement of the church. I've set traps and even called an expert to get rid of them, yet they still won't go away."
With a grin on his face, the third pastor said, "I had the same problem so I baptized all mine and made them members of the church... Haven't seen one back since!!!"
Today's One Liner
One-liner #1287
Self-Annihilating Sentences
Why should I consider your questions, when you don't even know the answers?
Today's Clean Pun
Two-Wheel Hybrid
"I hate being half bicycle - half motorcycle!" he moped.
Today's Quote
Quote #1728
"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats."
- Albert Schweizer
Today's Illustration
Husbands and Wives, Parenting
A woman stood inside the front door, her arms full of coats. Four small children scurried around her.
Her husband, coming down the stairs, asked why she was standing there.
"Here," she said, handing him the coats.
"This time you put the children into their coats, and I'll go honk the horn."
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.