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Sunday greetings everyone! Also, happy Father's Day to those celebrating today (and to my dad in the picture on the right.)

The church I pastor is grieving the sudden passing of a wonderful young woman who meant much to all of us. We had a very beautiful and inspiring memorial service for Amber Yokimas, and you can watch it at:
www.asleepinchrist.org

New on the Cybersalt site today, Rev. James Snyder and his wife recently took off for a couple of days of rest. However, a thrift store quickly revealed their different ideas about rest. You can read "Can Two Walk Together, Except They Be Going to the Same Store?" at:
www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/can-two-walk-together-except-they-be-going-to-the-same-store 

Finally, and back to Father's Day, the Cybersalt site has a big collection of Dad humor. You'll find it at:
www.cybersalt.org/tag/52-father-s-day-jokes

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!

~ Pastor Tim

Today's CleanLaugh

A Father's Method

A loaded SUV pulled in to the only remaining campsite. Four children leapt from the vehicle and began feverishly unloading gear and setting up the tent. The boys rushed to gather firewood, while the girls and their mother set up the camp stove and cooking utensils.

A nearby camper marveled to the youngsters' father, "That, sir, is some display of teamwork."

The father replied, "I have a system; no one goes to the bathroom until the camp is set up."

One-liner #1199

So, apparently airport security doesn't like it when you call shotgun before boarding a plane.

Father's Occupation

"What's your father's occupation?" asked the school secretary on the first day of the new academic year.

"He's a magician, Ma'am" said Little Johnny.

"How interesting. What's his favorite trick?"

"He saws people in half."

"Wow! Now, next question. Any brothers or sisters?"

"One half brother and two half sisters."

Quote #1646

“The heart of a father is the masterpiece of nature.”

- Antoine François Prévost d'Exiles, Manon Lescaut

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Today's Illustration

Fatherly Pride

My dad gave me one dollar bill
'Cause I'm his smartest son,
And I swapped it for two shiny quarters
'Cause two is more than one!

And then I took the quarters
And traded them to Lou
For three dimes--I guess he didn't know
That three is more than two!

Just then, along came old blind Bates
And just 'cause he can't see
He gave me four nickels for my three dimes,
And four is more than three!

And I took the nickels to Hiram Coombs
Down at the seed-feed store,
And the fool gave me five pennies for them,
And five is more than four!

And I went and showed my dad,
And he got red in the cheeks
And closed his eyes and shook his head--
Too proud of me to speak!

- Written by Shel Silverstein

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